A null-free shellcode for 32-bit versions of Windows 5.0 - 7.0 all service packs that uses the Microsoft Speech API to say "You got pwned!" over the speakers. Includes optional code that fixes stack alignment (adds 5 bytes) and bypasses EAF (adds 29 bytes).
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