Bog Issue 4 - The Complete Guide to the Elcotel Payphone, hax0ring the Gibson, the complete 0wnage guide, IRC Quotes, and more.
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[ Table of Content! [b0g-4.txt]
[ 0:. [ ] :. ]
[ 1:. [ guide to geosynchronous orbiting satellites] [route] :. ]
[ 2:. [ The real story behind antionline ] [Jericho] :. ]
[ 3:. [ thats a fucking lie! ] [JP] :. ]
[ 4:. [ Exclusive interview with HFG ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[ 5:. [ even more PERL CGI Problems ] [rfp] :. ]
[ 6:. [ Frame Pointer Overwriting ] [tak] :. ]
[ 7:. [ The Libnet Reference Manual ] [route] :. ]
[ 8:. [ how to install win2000 ] [rfp] :. ]
[ 9:. [ how to code buffer overflows ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[10:. [ how to mount your wristwatch ] [twist] :. ]
[11:. [ IRC Quotes! ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[12:. [ Closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
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erm... thats just a fake table of content to make hackernews.com
think we are leet as hell so they will finally mention us each time we
put out a new issue. I'm sure this will do the trick.
This is the real table of content:
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[ The real Table of Content! [b0g-4.txt]
[ 0:. [ ] :. ]
[ 1:. [ hax0ring the Gibson ] [wh0rde] :. ]
[ 2:. [ The Complete Guide to the Elcotel Payphone ][The Clone] :. ]
[ 3:. [ how to root Slackware ] [prae] :. ]
[ 4:. [ 0wning Skool Network with DOS prompt ] [Gridlock] :. ]
[ 5:. [ Tech hell ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[ 6:. [ the complete 0wnage guide ] [tak] :. ]
[ 7:. [ hacking internet explorer ] [HuSoft] :. ]
[ 8:. [ Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles ] [chris] :. ]
[ 9:. [ weird news ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[10:. [ OreoTZA Vs twist! ] [twist] :. ]
[11:. [ how to make a pipebomb ] [sandman] :. ]
[12:. [ how to change mircs version reply ] [tefx] :. ]
[13:. [ the world as prae sees it ] [prae] :. ]
[14:. [ How to take over the world ] [tak] :. ]
[15:. [ You know you should stop when... ] [thesource] :. ]
[16:. [ How to annoy someone ] [tak] :. ]
[17:. [ brainfuck ] [tefx] :. ]
[18:. [ how to write an b0g article ] [wh0rde] :. ]
[19:. [ how to make a k-rad bomb ] [sandman] :. ]
[20:. [ DoS attacks explained ] [[bx]root] :. ]
[21:. [ how to impress your teachers ] [kassy kas] :. ]
[22:. [ random IRC story ] [tak] :. ]
[23:. [ IRC Quotes! ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[24:. [ Closing words ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
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h0m0s3xu4l (ICQ#16231624) Wrote:
like
next issue gonna have a big-ascii made BRIAN OWNS
thing at the top so everyone will fear
i'll give you free phone sex in exchange
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[ 1:. [ hax0ring the Gibson ] [wh0rde] :. ]
[wh0rde@b0g.org] :. ]
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Ahh. This article will thoroughly detail the specs on a RML-DX800
ProSync Server, and all methods of rooting :)
This sucker is found running a modified version of FreeBSD. Usually,
they have a gay login (via telnet) that says something like:
/-----\
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| - /
| / ro Sync. RML-DX800
| --
| | (c) 1998-1999 KPSX
|_|
My ascii art is gimpy, but you get the idea, the whole word(s) Pro
Sync are in ascii. The stupidest thing about these boxes is since
they are sold to fucking clubies who want a stable server, it comes
with everything setup and preinstalled. There is a default root
account, but its gimped for security in case managers dont change
the root password, defaults to GodaBrie123 (prolly the name of the
dep. chair). There are four other accounts you want to know.
WebCast/WebCast - complete access to apache
SysRight/SysRight - complete access, root, yet not gimped
Control/Control - some stupid conf program, user accounts, etc
General/General - another stupid conf program, but crappier
More stuff to know: heh. Nothing. Managers use these as fucking
boulders to manage stuff, never really check on em unless theyre
some kind of high security place.. I love em to death.
Uhm. Some stats? ok.
---->stats<---------------------------------
RML-DX800 ProSync Sortex Server
--Main stuff
Processor: 2 Alpha 21264s at 667MHz with 4MB L2 cache a piece
Cooling: 2 re-engineered Kryotech Renegades, 2 copper heatsinks
Motherboard: Alpha UP2000 motherboard
Memory: Eight 256MB 100MHz ECC SDRAM DIMMs
Case and Power: Amtrade 3200 Twin Server Chassis with PC Power and
Cooling TwinPower 850Watt power supply
--Storage
RAID Controller: 2 Mylex ExtremeRAID 1100 with 64MB of cache
Hard Drives: 12 Quantum Rushmore Ultra 5320 3.2Gig solid state
drives
9 -
Seagate Cheetah Ultra2-SCSI 36.4Gig drives
CD-ROM: 6 Plextor 17/40X UltraPlex Wide Ultra - SCSI drives
Tape Backup: Quantum DLT 8000
--Graphics & Imaging
Video Card: Intense3D Pro 3400 PCI
Printer: HP Color LaserJet 8500DN
--Peripherals
Network Card: 2 3Com 3C985B SX Gigabit Ethernet cards
--Other
Power: UPS APC Symmetra 16kVA Power Array
OS: Gay FreeBSD hack
---->stats<---------------------------------
Ive only actually seen one of these bad ass mofos when I took a tour
of the Chicago branch FBI building, in their "power room" as they
call it. It was locked in a BULLET PROOF GLASS ROOM. It looked so
sekzy I pooped my pants many many times. They said it was worth a
shitload of money and that no one can touch it except the techs, who
were a bunch of greasy retards with MCSE's. Notice I said the FBI
building.. *COUGH COUGH* If you rooted this motherfucker, you would
instantaneously blow up from the leetness-factor.
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[ 2:. [Guide to Elcotel Payphones ] [The Clone] :. ]
[webmaster@nettwerk.hypermart.net] :. ]
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Table of Contents
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* Introduction
* Elcotel's International Corporate Customers
* Elcotel Payphone Investment [Canada]
* Hardware Details [9520C]
* Components Catalog
* Physical Administration
* Elcotel 9520C Phone Seizing Problems
* Remote Administration
* Central Administration Computer(s) [9520C]
* Web-site References
* Payphone News: GrapeVine in Canada
* Upcoming Projects
* Credits
* Conclusion
_
-_-
- Introduction -
It's the year 2000 and I can say that without a doubt we are
finally in the midst of a payphone revolution. For a greater majority
of the 90's, there have been dozens of so-called "break-throughs" in
the tele-communications industry's payphone sector.
Some of these breakthroughs helped to shape the way we live by finding
simple solutions to our complex problems by making the way we
communicate convenient, easier, and more efficient.
One key player in the innovation of the international payphone market
is a company by the name of Elcotel Corporation (NASDAQ: ECTL).
Elcotel, based in Sarasota Florida, has rewired the Digital Age and
the rules of marketing by creating one-on-one relationships between
businesses and the consumers they are trying to reach.
In this document I will be lecturing on a wide variety of subjects
concerning Elcotel's products, ranging from the basics to the more
advanced information.
All the information contained in this document has been either
researched and/or discovered by myself or my associate, RT.
Please Note:
I've made every attempt possible to be accurate, so if for some reason
I made an error please let me know by e-mailing me the details - I'll
try to take every e-mail into consideration.
--
- Elcotel's
International Corporate Customers -
Elcotel has a wide variety of Corporate Customers it deals with on a
regular basis, and not a hell of a lot of people are really aware of
who these customers are. In this section I've listed off every
Corporation that currently has an account with Elcotel, including
their account numbers all in alphabetical order.
Use this information in any way you wish, but use it responsibly and
legally.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
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Account Account #
....... .......
ADITEL 1570101
AEC SAUDI 1671701
AFRIC MOROCCO 1500701
AMERICAN SAMOA 1682001
BARAINVER S.A. 1753001
BELIZE TELECOM 1505301
BERMUDA 1437501
CANADA PAYPHONE 1557701
CIMEX 1729501
COMTEL 1469701
CONECELL 1748801
DAEBONG 1760101
DATELCO 1738401
ENTEL 1682201
ERICSSON 1771701
GENESIS 1675601
ITG GROUP (IRELAND) 1739001
MKTC 1765801
MULTI-LINE 1612701
PALMETTO 1751101
PHILCOM 1628301
P T & T 1623601
QUADRUM 1246302
TELCEL 1751701
TELECTRONIC 1557401
TELEFONICA (MYSTIC) 1689401
TORTEL 1778001
TELEFONICA DEL SUR 1580301
TPPR 1729401
TRANSDATA 1520701
WCVC (Telefectivo) 1626301
[TOTAL = 31 International Corporate Customers (ICC)]
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- Elcotel
Payphone Investment [Canada] -
So you want to invest in an Elcotel payphone -- well you've came to
the right place. In my humble opinion, Northern Telecom has somewhat
of a monopoly on payphones/data terminals throughout Canada and I'd
like to see some more competition from Canada Payphone Corporation.
Available on Canada Payphones' web-site is a form that anyone
(company) interested in purchasing an Elcotel series phone can do so
by correctly filling it out.
The form makes an inquiry about the following information:
First Name:
____________________
Last Name:
____________________
Employer Name:
____________________
Employer Address: Street:
____________________
City:
____________________
Postal:
__________
Province:
____________________
How did you
hear of us?
+*******************+
* Magazine *
* Newspaper *
* Television *
* Referral *
* URL/Search Engine *
* Viewed product *
+*******************+
How would you like
us to contact you?
+********+
* E-mail *
* Phone *
* Fax *
* Mail *
+********+
Please indicate telephone number
where we can reach you:
____________________
At what time of day
should we call you?
+***********+
* Morning *
* Afternoon *
* Evening *
+***********+
If you prefer to be contacted by fax,
please indicate the number:
____________________
If you prefer e-mail correspondence,
please provide your e-mail address:
____________________
Site Description:
__________________________________________________
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# of payphones required:
______
When do you require these to be installed?
____________________
How many payphones
are currently at your location?
______
Would you like information on
our Public Internet Terminals?
( )Yes (*)No
Are you presently in a contract
with your payphone provider?
( )Yes ( )No (*)Unsure
Please list any specific questions or comments below:
__________________________________________________
__________________________________________________
__________________________________________________
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A CPC representative will respond to your request within 72
hours.
NOTE: Required fields are followed by a check mark.
Reset Send
This form can be accessed at the following URL:
http://www.canadapayphone.com/contact/request.htm
- Hardware Details [9520C] -
[_ Full Size Image:
http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/attsilver.jpg _]
9520C Features:
Stand-alone operation, no expensive platform fees
Line-powered
High speed modem decreases transmission time, thereby reducing
polling and programming costs
Supported by Elcotel's state-of-the-art, PNM Plus
(Default software; PollQuest)
LCD (line-powered) display augments
audible (bi-lingual) instructions
Speed dial buttons offer convenience and additional revenues
when prompted to service providers
Multiple payment methods accept coin, credit card, debit card,
prepaid card and coinless transactions
Digitally recorded, bi-lingual voice prompts provide user-
friendly
instructions in culturally diverse locations such as airports
Standard integrated volume control button ensures ADA
compliance
Remotely downloadable operating system and site operational
files
Call diagnostic events recorder enable remote diagnostics and
troubleshooting
Flexible call routing
One year warranty
Handles unique call situations using priority parsing
Internal Alarm reports (coin jam, vandalism, handset,
inactivity,
cash box level, etc.)
Detailed call records management
Full spectrum of answer supervision
Modem telemetry for programming and cash box/alarm monitoring
via
computer
Voice telemetry for programming and monitoring through the
phone's
keypad
Specifications:
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Power: Telephone line-powered; 48 VDC line voltage (on hook),
23 mA
loop current (off hook)
FCC Registered
Ringer Equivalency: 0.7B
Chassis Weight: 2 lbs.
Phone Weight: 49 lbs.
14.4 modem
Handset: Hearing aid compatible
Nine Button "Matrix" speed dial keypad
Japanese Model Chips
Motherboard Protected by Cash Box
IDE Interface
ABA magnetic Strip Card Reader
Miscellaneous Hardware Information:
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Component Movement
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Q: "What's that crazy noise I hear when I hang up the 9520C?"
A: That noise you hear when you hang up the phone, is simply the
Physical Component Switch (PCS) resetting the line after
recognizing
a dialtone.
In addition, if you were to open up a 9520C model Elcotel and look
inside,
you would see a button which operates the Physical Component
Switch
labeled 'do not press'. Hmm... I've always wondered what would
happen
if I were to press it. ;-p
Ring Back
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All Elcotel 9520C payphones have a built in ringer though only
approximately 10% of them actually ring when you call them up.
A simple way to test if the 9520C phone you're using is part of the
"10% ringing bracket" is to call it (number located on the phone)
from another payphone next to it.
If there isn't another payphone close to the Elcotel, which is not
uncommon
(marketing reasons), just use your cell phone and call the line up
to test if
the 9520C phones nearest YOU can ring!
How many Nortel Millenniums do you know of that ring, let alone
answer with
a modem carrier when you call them up? NONE.
..
For a description of the Elcotel Eclipse, read the 'Product
Speculation'
section on my document: 'CPC; Elcotel Eclipse Smart Phone' at:
http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/cpc_eclipse.txt
- Components Catalog -
Below is a list of the payphone components you can purchase from
Elcotel
Corporation. I've listed off the URL's rather than the actual parts,
because
the web-site is constantly changing and new parts are being added
almost daily.
At the present time, on-line ordering isn't available from Elcotel's
web-site.
How to place an order:
E-mail lperez@elcotel.com with your first and last name, your
address,
and the part number(s) of the products you wish to purchase.
You will receive an e-mail back from her requesting credit card
information.
(So much for secure transactions, eh?)
Kits
----
Kits of Parts - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=11
Loud Button Retrofit Kits -
http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=12
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Major Subassemblies
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70C Dial - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=5
Coin Cover Units - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=4
Coin Dial Units - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=6
Coin Path - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=2
Control and Signaling -
http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=3
Handsets - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=7
Hopper Coin Assembly - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=1
_-_
Replacement Parts & Accessories
-------------------------------
Parts & Accessories - http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=9
_-_
Security Devices
----------------
Doors, Locks & Other Phone Security Devices -
http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=9
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Tools
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Tools, Gauges & Materials -
http://www.elcotel.com/Parts/product.asp?id=10
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- Physical Administration -
Physical Administration of the Elcotel Payphone has got to be the
most
exhilarating experiences in the Research and Development of the
Elcotel
Payphone. Using this brand new hi-tech equipment, learning the ins
and
outs, hacking it, and documenting it all as a pioneer explorer is
absolutely
incredible.
As noted in the 'Hardware Details' section above, the Elcotel 9520C
contains two alarms to help detect vandalism and to help discourage
theft of
the equipment.
The main alarm is within the actual phone itself, and if set off for
a various
reason will send a distress message to the central NCC computer at
Canada
Payphone Corporation. Canada Payphone if you don't know, is our
country's
lovely distributors of Elcotel Payphones. Canada Payphone, located
in Burnaby
British Columbia, will receive this distress message on their
computers which
then automatically register everything about the phone (including
the
location).
Canada Payphone will then contact either a security company which
was
contracted by them, or AT&T security who run their data/voice lines.
Several minutes later, either the contracted security company or
AT&T will
take a stroll on by to the premises and investigate the matter.
Big trouble for the guy who set that alarm off! :-/
--
Hired contractors for Canada Payphone routinely do physical
administration on
the phones - installing, programming them, collecting the money, and
everything
and anything that they are required to do in their job description.
Because these contractors are usually lonely guys who have to run
around all
the time working with machines, they long for human interaction.
That is
how my associate RT was able to snag some useful information. All he
did
was walk up to the guy fixing the phone and started a conversation
with
him.
In a calm manner, RT asked several questions about the phones which
the
contractor was glad to share with him. The information he gave RT
has been
added to various sections of this document, and for that we THANK
HIM. :)
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Alarm PIN Information
---------------------
Disabling the alarm on the Elcotel series phones, is relatively
simple.
What you're required to enter is a three digit PIN, which if
correctly entered,
will turn off the local alarm in the phone. This means that the
static
connection from the phone to Canada Payphone's NCC computer in
Burnaby BC will
be cut off. However, if you enter an incorrect PIN you'll get an
error message
on the display.
(1) How do I disable the alarm?
- By picking up the receiver on the phone, pressing #, and entering
the
three digit PIN.
(2) How do I know I'm doing it correctly?
- You'll know you're doing it correctly when you see ### on the
display...
the ### represent the PIN. If you entered the right PIN, the display
message
will say "OK".
(3) What is the PIN?
- Canada Payphone, (being the obvious guys that they are) decided to
choose
a PIN code that would be easy to remember so they picked 'CPC' as
the PIN
code. CPC standing for Canada Payphone Corporation, wh00p.
(4) How do I enable the alarm again?
- Pick up the receiver (if it was hung up) and type #CPC.
- Then hang up the receiver and try to wait for at least twenty
seconds
before using the phone again. Why? You have to give the phone some
time
to reconfigure itself.
- You'll know you can use the phone again when you hear the
components
in the Elcotel shifting.
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Administration PIN Information
------------------------------
The benefit of Physical Administration over Remote Administration
is that you're not required to enter an ID of some sort before
entering the PIN.
What you're required to enter is an eight digit PIN, which if
correctly
entered, will allow you to open the phones' case granting you full
access
to the Elcotel's administration system.
Giving you the ability to:
- empty out the cash box
- change screen messages
- administrate rate tables
- see how many calls were made with the phone in a given time period
- see how many days the phone has not been in use
- debit card information
- several security parameters
- etcetera
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- Elcotel 9520C Phone Seizing Problems -
9520C Phone Seizing Problem #1
------------------------------
- On the Elcotel 9520C model phones which haven't been upgraded with
the
the new "fool-proof chip" have a severe flaw;
Recently Canada Payphone decided that it would have its calls routed
through
AT&T's switching system instead of their own. The reason for this
may be due
to AT&T's size and ability to handle several calls without getting
the
'bottle-neck' problem like Canada Payphone may have had.
Now due to this change-over, a problem occurred with the 9520C model
Elcotel's
causing a line-seizing problem. Essentially this problem would allow
a phreaker
to exploit it to make as many free local phone calls as they wished.
This is how it's done:
- Pick up the receiver
- Enter 25¢ for the call
- Call someone, and be sure they hang up the telephone after the
call is
completed.
- The line will not be seized at this time, the mouthpiece will not
be
muted, but the keypad will be disabled.
- With the receiver still in your hand, place your tone dialer on
the
mouth piece and begin to punch in a phone number or play the pre-
programmed
DTMF tones. Either way should work successfully.
Remember that this trick will not work on ALL 9520C series Elcotel
payphones.
ONLY the 9520C's that haven't had their chip upgraded to prevent
this type of
fraud will work.
++ Note:
Sometimes when dialing a number with the 9520C phone you will
get a number that is either 'Not In Service' or 'Cannot Be
Completed',
the line might not hang itself up. In this case, you could use the
same techniques documented above to exploit the seizing problem
and
make free local calls.
++
9520C Phone Seizing Problem #2
------------------------------
- On the Elcotel 9520C model phones which have been upgraded with
the
the new "fool-proof chip" have a severe flaw;
The new chips in the Elcotel 9520C's apparently fixed 30% of the
phones
in Canada which allow the use of a tone-dialer to make "free local
calls"
when a line doesn't seize properly. The newer chips apparently do
not allow
the use of a keypad or DTMF tones in the chance that the line does
not
seize after a call is completed, thus securing the flaw.
However, there is a way around the newer chips' "security features".
If done correctly, the trick will allow a phreaker to exploit a
different
type of line seizing problem unknown by the Telco and unrecognized
by the
newer 9520C chips.
This is how it's done:
- Pick up the receiver
- Dial '611' (don't worry it's toll-free)
- Immediately after, press the bi-lingual button (English to French)
located
next to the phones' keypad. If done correctly, the payphone will
reset
causing the connection through AT&T's (the CO) SS7 based switching
to end.
- At this point you can use the keypad to dial any local number you
wish.
- Or use a tone-dialer by placing it on the mouth piece of the
receiver and begin to punch in a local phone number, or simply
play the
pre-programmed DTMF tones.
The only explanation I have for why the Elcotel 9520C resets the
line
causing a seizing problem, is due to Elcotel's inability to develop
a chip
that prevents various types of payphone fraud.
If Elcotel can simply keep its promise of developing so-called
"fraud
resistant" payphones by having regular security audits before they
ship their
products to their corporate customers, then they wouldn't have to
worry about
lost revenue caused by phreakers who abuse these vulnerabilities.
It's only common sense, RIGHT PEOPLE?! :)
- Remote Administration -
In my previous document titled 'CPC; Elcotel Eclipse Smart Phone' I
gave
mention about how one could remotely administer a payphone as long
as they
had the proper knowledge to do so.
I briefly explained that you'd be required to have the payphones'
uniquely
assigned number, the software to administer it and the ID/PIN to do
so.
In the document I mentioned that once inside the system you'd have
the
ability to change rate tables, change scrolling messages, turn the
payphone
on, etc.
It's been five months since that document was written, and the
information
that I gave was only general and didn't give specific system
details.
What have I discovered/accomplished since then?
-----------------------------------------------
%% Payphone Numbers %%
- I now have a list of several Elcotel 9520C payphone numbers which
several
people have helped me compile. At the moment I have Canadian
payphone numbers
from Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, and Victoria. The number of
payphones
listed so far is in the twenties, and it keeps on growing.
The document (Elcotel CPC 9520C; National COCOT Number Compilation)
can be
seen by visiting:
http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/Elcotel/elcotel_compilation.txt
%% Software %%
In December of 1999, I started to get into the software side of it
all
and posted several different Remote Administration programs on
Nettwerked
for download. The programs made it easier for the phreak and hacker
to
get into the core of the Elcotel system without worrying about
having to
search for them.
PNM Plus is a simple stripped down Administration Tool which can be
used
on the Elcotel. The minimum requirement however is that you have
Windows
3.11.
Download: http://thehomeworkpage.tripod.com/pnmdemo.tar.gz
-
PollQuest Version 1.6.0 (Commercial Release) or 'International
Payphone
Network Management System' is a nice full software package (beta)
used for
administering the Elcotel, and is the default program used on the
9520C
models.
Download: ftp://www.elcotel.com/beta/190_158991
-
Other software packages to look for:
* Coin Net -
http://www.elcotel.com/Products/software_detail.asp?id=8
* Expressnet - http://www.protelinc.com
* PNMPLUS Lite -
http://www.elcotel.com/Products/software_detail.asp?id=7
* Pronet - http://www.protelinc.com/PROTELInt/pronet/fpronet.htm
* Telelink - available for download at http://www.ernesttelecom.com
%% Remote Administration %%
ID --
When connected to the Elcotel Payphone remotely, you'll be
prompted
for an Identification number. Now from what we're aware of, the ID
numbers
are assigned differently in accordance to the location of the
payphone.
Also, from what we were told by Elcotel installers (they're great
for insider
information) the Elcotel Remote Identification numbers range from
8000 and
up. Knowing this, we can presumably say that all ID's are programmed
to be
four digits - or at least four digits by default.
PIN --
One hunch I have is that the PIN alpha-numeric codes used for
Remotely
Administering the Elcotel payphones are exactly the same number of
digits (8)
one would be required to enter if they wanted to carry out Physical
Administration.
Remote Administration PIN codes using a Canada wide default, are
programmed
into all Elcotel Payphones?
Perhaps, and the assumption isn't too broad either if we consider
there is
a default PIN used for physically disabling the Elcotel alarm (see
Physical
Administration).
%% Software Options %%
Previously I gave reference to Rate Tables, but the information
given was
a tad too general and didn't talk in enough detail to help the
reader
clearly understand what they'd be in for once they connected to the
payphone remotely.
Below is the actual table options from one of the many Remote Admin
Software
C programs accessible and fully available on my preliminary archive:
http://home.edmc.net/~theclone/2nd_gen/c_files/c_scripts.html
<!-- Cut phong1.scn --!>
Option info
OPTION FILE ........=############ (####) Next Date Phone Call In
=!%%/%%/%%!
RATE FILE ..........=############ (####) Next Time Phone Call In
=!%%:%%!
EXCEPTION TABLE .....=############ (####) No. Days Bump Call In
=##
LOOKUP TABLE .......=############ (####) POLL INTERRUPT DISABLE
..<->####
DIAL STRINGS .......=############ (####) Enable History logging
..<->####
RATE OVERRIDE ......=############ (####) Enable CDR [UP+CLEAR]
...<->####
CCR TABLE ..........=############ (####) Cash Box records to save
..=##
VOICE FILE .........=############ (####) Days for no activity
......=##
IPIN TABLE .........=############ (####) Nickel equiv. for full CB
=##
SECURITY PARAMETERS =############ (####)
DEBIT CARD TABLE ...=############ (####) DISPLAY option on
ph.....<->####
</Cut phong1.scn>
Browsing over this table, we see there are so many different
options.
Not only that, but the options available are surely useful for
anyone wishing
to collect information on Canada Payphone customers.
- Central Administration Computer(s) [9520C] -
All Elcotel 9520C series phones are pre-programmed to collect
statistics
about the amount of money they made, how many calls were placed (and
for
how long), how many days the phone has gone without use, and so on.
You'd wonder how Canada Payphone would get this information, right?
What they have done is programmed all the 9520C Elcotel's to
directly
send all its statistical information to the headquarters of Canada
Payphone
via modem - 14.4 data-transmission twice or more a month.
The headquarters, in Burnaby British Columbia, have a central
administration
computer (or computers) which store the history every 9520C payphone
statistic
ever generated within Canada.
If you were wondering what specific number the payphone calls in
order to send
the statistics, the carrier number is (604)-717-6532.
When you call that number up with the Elcotel 9520C phone, you are
given a
credit of between 5-20 cents - on the display timer which usually
counts
the number of minutes a user is on the phone was instead counting
down
from 40 minutes.
Which brings me to the assumption that the maximum amount of time it
takes
for the 9520C to send all of its statistical information to the HQ
is
approximately 40 minutes in length.
- Web-site References -
Useful Sites:
Canada Payphone Corporation:
http://www.canadapayphone.com/
Elcotel Coinless Services:
http://ecs.elcotel.com/
Elcotel Coinless Services Overview:
http://ecs.elcotel.com/overview/index.htm
Elcotel Telecommunications:
http://www.elcotel.com/
Hack Canada (Our Local Telco):
http://www.hackcanada.com/telco/index.html
Nettwerked (Elcotel Research [and Development]):
http://nettwerk.hypermart.net/files/index.html#Elcotel_Research
- Payphone News: GrapeVine in Canada -
Press Release:
http://www.elcotel.com/ectl/GrapevinePressReleases/BassPressRelease.
htm
Contacts:
Michael
Boyle
Elcotel,
Inc.
(941)
758-0389
George
Stolpe
GWS & Company,
Inc.
(941)
925-0418
ELCOTEL, INC.
TO PROVIDE NEW GRAPEVINETM NETWORK TERMINALS
TO ALL BASS
HOTELS & RESORTS PROPERTIES IN CANADA
Through Agreement With Canada Payphone Corporation, Elcotel To
Deploy
Up To 10 Interactive Terminals In Each of 230 Bass Hotels and
Resorts
Properties
SARASOTA, FL, January 20, 2000 Elcotel, Inc. (NASDAQ: ECTL)
announced
today it will deploy its interactive GrapevineTM network
terminals in
all 230 Bass Hotels & Resorts Properties in Canada, including
Inter-Continental, Crowne Plaza, Holiday Inn, Holiday Inn Express
and
Staybridge Suites by Holiday Inn properties. Each hotel and
resort
will have up to 10 state-of-the-art GrapevineTM terminals
installed.
The contract is the latest development in Elcotels previously
announced agreement with Canada Payphone Corporation (CPC) to
purchase
45,000 GrapevineTM network terminals and services valued in
excess of
$125 million over five years. CPC has the exclusive rights to
deploy
and market the GrapevineTM network terminals in the Canadian
market in
an Alliance Partnership with AT&T Canada.
CPCs agreement with Bass Hotels & Resorts Properties is a major
step
forward in the acceptance of GrapevineTM as the public
communications
portal of the 21st century, said Michael Boyle, president and
chief
executive officer of Elcotel. Over the coming months, the
Canadian
market will be among the first to access the power of
personalized
content, information services and e-commerce capabilities from a
public phone. We are pleased to partner with both Bass Hotels &
Resorts and CPC in this major evolution of how, when and why
consumers
use public communications to make their lives easier.
Bass Hotels & Resorts is pleased to offer its customers
state-of-the-art public communications, said Les Gable, senior
manager, hotel telecommunications, for Bass Hotels & Resorts. We
believe this will greatly enhance our guests experience and
further
position Bass Hotels & Resorts as the premier choice for
travelers and
business professionals alike.
GrapevineTM combines traditional payphone capabilities with
sponsor-paid advertising and content, e-commerce and personalized
information services from the Internet in a public access
setting.
The GrapevineTM terminal network is powered by e-PrismTM,
Elcotels
comprehensive system for back office support and content
management.
This proprietary system manages the terminals and is designed to
tailor advertising messages and future sponsor-paid content for
each
individual terminal
Elcotel, Inc., based in Sarasota, Florida, is a leader in
providing
public access telecommunications networks and management services
for
both domestic and international wireline and wireless
communication
networks. Visit Elcotels corporate website at www.elcotel.com.
With over 2,800 hotels and 450,000 guest rooms in more than 90
countries and territories, Bass Hotels & Resorts has an
established,
international brand-name property to suit every guests service,
amenity and lodging needs. Each year, more than 150 million
people
stay at a hotel or resort bearing one of the Bass Hotels &
Resorts
lodging brands. Bass Hotels & Resorts is the hotel business of
U.K.-based Bass PLC. Bass PLC American Depository Receipts trade
on
the New York Stock Exchange under the symbol BAS. The following
are
some of the service marks owned by Bass Hotels & Resorts, Inc.,
its
subsidiaries or affiliates: Holiday Inn®, Crown Plaza®, Holiday
Inn
Select®, Holiday Inn Garden CourtSM, Holiday Inn SunSpree®
Resorts,
Staybridge SuitesSM, Holidex®, Priority Club® Worldwide,
Inter-Continental®, Forum®, and Six Continents Club®. Bass
Hotels &
Resorts Inc. offers information and reservations capability on
its
pages on the World Wide Web www.holidayinn.com for Holiday Inn
hotels
www.hiexpress.com for Holiday Inn Express hotels,
www.crowneplaza.com
for Crowne Plaza Hotels and Resorts, www.staybridge.com for
Staybridge
Suites, and www.interconti.com for Inter-Continental Hotels and
Resorts.
Canada Payphone Corporation is the leading national competitive
pay
telephone service provider (CPTSP) and the exclusive provider
installing AT&T Canada branded payphones and interactive public
Internet kiosks across Canada. CPC along with its Alliance
Partner
AT&T Canada provides new and innovative high quality payphone
products
and services. Canada Payphone Corporation with offices located
in
Toronto and Vancouver is a public company traded on the CDNX
symbol
CPY. For more information, visit CPCs web site at
www.Canadapayphone.com.
Statements contained in this release may contain forward-looking
information regarding the Companys plans, projections, or future
performance, which involve certain risks and uncertainties that
could
cause the Companys actual results to differ materially from
those
expected by the Company. These risks and uncertainties include
the
risk of adverse regulatory action affecting the Company and the
Companys customers, risk of competition, risk of obsolescence of
the
Companys products, and other uncertainties detailed in the
Companys
filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission.
- Upcoming Projects -
In the upcoming months you can expect me to be involved in several
Elcotel
projects, which for the most part will coincide with topics or past
projects
written in this documentation.
The upcoming projects in this section are only a general idea of
what is
to come in the near future. My ideas and plans change without
warning, meaning
that I cannot guarantee anything that I boast about in this section.
` Audio samples to be added to Nettwerked [The Clone]
` Elcotel Central Administration datatapping (A "how to" manual)
[The Clone]
` Miscellaneous Elcotel information to be added to this document
[RT/The Clone]
` "PROJECT: Elcotel 9520C skan of (780)-420-9XXX" [The Clone]
` + much more!
- Credits -
I'd like to personally thank my associate 'RT' for working with me
to learn everything there is to know about the Elcotel series
phones,
and of course for his contributions to this file.
- Conclusion -
In conclusion, I'd just like to note that this document will be
updated
periodically as I learn more about the Elcotel payphones'
architecture and
its security parameters. As Elcotel Telecommunications develops more
technically advanced communication devices (ie. GrapeVine - 05/00),
you can be damn sure I'll be the one hacking it and writing another
document to share with the rest of the phreaking community.
A
N E T T W E R K E D
P R O D U C T
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((*,*)) | | |
'.=.' | | gr1d is |
_)_(_ | | a twat |
/' \:/ '\ | | ,.,., |
/ (_ | _) \ | |__________|
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| | |________________
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[ 3:. [ how to root Slackware ] [prae] :. ]
[prae@b0g.org] :. ]
____________________________________________________________________
This is what happened to some unfortunate young man who installed
Slackware and didnt set a root password.
bash-2.03$ telnet 1Cust59.tnt1.monroe.la.da.uu.net
Trying 63.25.236.53...
Connected to 63.25.236.53
Login: root
Password:
Last login: Sun Apr 23 13:24:40 2000 from :0
[root@1Cust59 ~]# whoami
root
[root@1Cust59 ~]# who
root tty1 Apr 23 16:12
root pts/2 Apr 24 13:31 (dialup5.naboo.kingston-internet.net)
[root@1Cust59 ~]# BitchX
bash: BitchX: command not found
[root@1Cust59 ~]# ping -f yahoo.com
PING yahoo.com (204.71.200.245): 56 data bytes
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...............................................................
--- yahoo.com ping statistics ---
764 packets transmitted, 0 packets received, 100% packet loss
[root@1Cust59 ~]# echo Next time you install Slackware, make sure
you set a root password you dumb fuck >
/mnt/DOS_hda1/windows/desktop/you_got_owned.txt
[root@1Cust59 ~]# shutdown -r 2
[root@1Cust59 ~]# rm -rf /*
This system is going down for reboot NOW!!
Connection to 1Cust59.tnt1.monroe.la.da.uu.net lost.
bash-2.03
OOPS!@#$
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MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains
tomato
juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash
of
lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon (unused)instead of a
cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.
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[ 4:. [0wning Skool Network with DOS prompt ] [gridlock] :. ]
[gridlock@b0g.org] :. ]
____________________________________________________________________
How The Hell can you own a skool network with DOS prompt?
Well, if it is on a good old NT, then hell yeah is possible.
Is possible with winblows 9x, but I am not going to get into it.
Most skools don't fucking know what the hell linux is. My skool
doesn't :). My skool run on NT 4 and I think whoever set up the
network is an idiot. He left print and file sharing. On the first
day of skool. I was checking shit out and already the REGEDIT32
is open for screw up.
Requirement :
NT 4 (window 9x is okay)
file and printer sharing
puter (duh!)
LAN up (really?)
To check rather your skool puter are NT 4, simply wait for the
screen to bootup and see. If it is then YAY!! Then you go to
dos prompt if it is not blocked. If it is and u can get into
explorer then do so and find it. Else, look for Netscape and go
to c:/winnt/system32 and search for commnd prompt. If you
dunno cause you're a dumbass then look for qbasic.exe hidden
in c:/winnt/system32. After run it and type "SHELL" without
quote and run it. There you got into DOS. Happy? Not really...
moving on, we check if we're connected on LAN we use the "net
view" command. IF so, you should see a list of computer you're
hook up with. To see if you're share with em, net view a certain
computer and see in the MAC contain 20...I dink...I forgot :), If
so, the last part is to use "net use" to connect it. for example
you can connect to a computer doing this. net view g: \\0wn
then the computer 0wn would be your G: drive. Last part is to
see if they have password. if so brute force it. But majority
they don't cause they're worthless piece of shit!
Okay that you learn new skills today, lets move on. Most of
the time your school computer is connected to a main computer.
This is when the fun begins. PLEASE DO DESTROY STUFF FOR
THE PHUN OF IT!! haha, just kidding man. Anyway, see what
they have. IF u love website defacing and want to do something
similar, you can see if the background hooked up to the main
server. Hey it happen to my skool computer. After, you
download the background graphic and change the shit. After
you would have to copy it back to the drive you mapped. Okay
once that is done then pray that they didn't log you down. Once
u did all that then wait till the next day where all the computer
reboot, and BAM! your nice background displaying on all
computer system. Kinda lame, but it proof thats leaving
sharing is bad. Something little like this can lead to total
catastrophe. Maybe you can tell your teacher that you did this
and they will let you be NT admin. haha doubt it.
So watever........drunk....zz.zzz.zzzz.z.zZzz.z.zZzz.zz.Zz
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[ 5:. - [ Tech hell ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ]
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Technologically Challenged?
The following is an excerpt from an article in the Wall Street
Journal that might make you feel better:
1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to
"Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the
"Any" key is.
2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was
hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be
the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining
that the system wouldn't read word processing files from his old
diskettes. The customer had stuck labels on the diskettes, then
rolled them into his typewriter to type on the labels.
4. Another customer was asked to send a copy of her defective
diskettes. A few days later, a letter arrived from the customer
along with photocopies of the floppies.
5. A Dell technician advised a customer to put his troubled floppy
back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to
hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and
crossing the room to close the door to his room.
6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer
to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the tech
discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it
in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.
7. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no
longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and
water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys
and washing them individually.
8. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged
because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid". The
tech explained that the computer's "bad command" and "invalid"
responses shouldn't be taken personally.
9. A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents.
He told the technician that the computer had said it "couldn't find
printer". The user had tried turning the computer screen to face the
printer, but that his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.
10. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get
her new Dell computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was
plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed
the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot
pedal and nothing happened." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the
computer's mouse.
11. Another customer called Compaq Tech Support to say her brand-new
computer wouldn't work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it
in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen.
When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she
asked, "What Power switch?"
12. True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support ?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my
warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am.
Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show?"
Caller: "It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a
promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he
couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been
using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and
snapped it off the drive!
13. Another IBM customer had trouble installing software and rang
for support. " I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to
put in the second disk, and I had some problems with that disk. When
it said to put in the third disk - I couldn't even fit it in...."
The user hadn't realized that "Insert Disk 2" meant to remove Disk 1
first.
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[ 6:. - [ the complete 0wnage guide ] [tak] :. ]
[tak@b0g.org] :. ]
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do, you wanna show your teachers that they know....nothing?
wanna show them that you 0wn them, and make them ph33r?????
wanna walk around school and going up to the cute chix0rs, &
get them with your sleek k-rad hax0r stylish moves!$%?@#?@?
Well then follow everything I say in this article, and then
they will fear(or make text line up at the end like I do!!)
I bet this is the longest fuckin sentence you've ever seen!
FoolProof:
Bah, my school, and almost every school i've been to runs Fool Proof
Security There are like super++ ninja ways around this, and all..Some
I have conquered in the last few days, in writing this! FoolProof may
be fool proof, but who's sayin your a fool? ok...
!unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
unf unf!
You boot up, and all, and the crazy's locked up the desktop so you
can't bust out your sleek h4x0r l1ke skillz. First thing, if you wanna
put the school in fear mode, you can change the start menu size! when
you normally try, it just goes back to its original, normal size! To
k-rad hax0rate this ghetto feature you RIGHT CLICK, then LEFT CLICK
when still holding the right button down and drag it to a cool size,
like 50% of the screen! Fear that Mrs Johnson!@$#%#$%
Now you say, I hax0red the start task bar, now what....I can not h4x0r
the BG of the desktop....wrong again@$% like...this one only works on
some computers if you go to like start, then programs, then games, and
you see a Puzzle game in there, you are a true h4x0r, open it up, and
in like options it will allow you to open a bitmap to puzzlize! open
like a file you edited in ghetto paint and saved on a floppy, you
dont actually have to play with this image but you then go into the
options menu or something, and click Save As, and save it as
the background picture!!! fear me fear me... Thats as far as I got
with makin my own desktop themes, in computer class, but nows where
the fun starts!@#$$@
NOVELL:
If you got Novell network shit, this worked for me once, and
like I think that allot of schools are dumb like this, when the login
screen pops up, login as Admin, and for the password type: password
this may work, because it might be the default login, it was at my
school... and then the teachers didnt edit it cause they login as
THEIR accounts, usually their first initial, followed, by their last
name. Now you got m0re power than your teacher, you should like
maybe set up an account with read/write privileges, incase they
change the PW. I dont know, it may be a bad idea, but who knows...If
that did not work, then look around, try the ninja MS word trick in
the last b0g issue. If the school is cool enuff to let you have ms-
dos, you are in luck...though that foolproof crap won't let you do
crap in dos either, there is 1 hole that I caught, with my k-rad unix
like skillz, at the prompt, I tried cat did not work, so then I
was like oh! DOS, and typed echo, it replied "Echo on" I was like
stupid slut now I typed echo "1 y 4m j00r g0d" and it echoed it, so I
was like wow lemme bust out my cool file thingy dillingy, and I typed
echo "" > c:\coolfiletodel
and it made that file new style, I was like wow$%% so I tried to
echo over an existing file(c:\autoexec.bat) and it worked!#$%@#$% now
fool proof still ran next time, so I figure like doing some more
ghetto registry editing, and crazy stuff like that...I cd to a network
drive, and it puts me in Z:\public\ h0h0h
im in public, mad w4r3z 0-day shit there, and I did a dir *.exe /p
and busted out some really cool shit, first there was send, I read
that help file, and I then typed send "fuck off" EVERYONE /B and heard
allot of bings, and like some freak sent this message saying "fuck
off" to everyone! the teacher was amazed
I was like whoa, and all the computers said STUDENT[44] fuck off I
was like !
I think I am student 44 h0h0h0h they can trace me, I fear, Im
busted, but she didnt! I then realized, your number goes with login,
not always that the last person to login is the highest number, I
guess its random, but I then use the ninja skillz to send computer 44
a message, from the one next to me, and then I got a message! fear
that fools. SEND "hi tak" 44 /B and b00m, I got the msg and in it was
that computers number, it works!#@$% so then I look in z/public
again, and see whoami.exe, and like DOH its easy like that, run it,
and it'll say connection: 44 and thats your number, if you wanna send
msges!@#$ now you can k-rad h4x0r the chicks, and send them msges,
just like Kevin Picknik @$@#
your a true h4x0r now. There is like another program called
NLIST.exe and you can see all devices, and users on the network or
something NLIST * will do it so you can see the teachers login, and
brute force it! there is also a thingy called NETUSER.exe witch you
can edit setting, and shit, set msges to off, so when tak is sitting
next to you sending you 0-day through msges, you can like not be
annoyed by it..Also remember you are logged in as student or
whatever..
so you in fact are that user, and you can control him, you can
change your PW cause you are him, and thats like npass.exe or some
shit, and Im guessing you can like kill processes, maybe like
everyones processes, since they are all you...in a way h3h dont know
yet...Now if y0u cr4ck r00t, there's an 0-dayz0r joint called
NETADMIN.exe, and you run it, GUI style, and like edit shit, add
yourself, and do all that ghetto shit that we love to do! I know, I
just like thought of an idea, if j00r root, like do a su, or like find
out the teachs password, or change it, and send a message to everyone
saying "I am a loser!"
and like the people will fear, and then like change her password,
and msg her "y0u are 0wned" and as they look around, say "I see you
but you cant see me!"
and she will like shrivel up and die. Until everyones laughing at
the message from her, and your the only one whistling, that could give
it away, they will then change the admin password, and h4x0r you out,
good thing you got your fuday backup account ready, with all
permissions, so you can change it again & send her something like "j00
cann0t st0p m3h!@$#" and they will be 0wned2x@#$
if none of these work, that's cause Im a complete retard, and you
should walk up to your teacher, and kick her, and say "g1b m3 tha
c0dez f00" and then you do not need to do all this h4x0ring, you got
the Gibson password fools@#$%@#$
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GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of
seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft
4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with
42.7 mph.
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[ 7:. - [ hacking internet explorer ] [HuSoft] :. ]
[husoft@b0g.org] :. ]
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I was wondering how to change that Internet Explorer name that
appear
every time I open my browser...
here I will show you how to do it:
1. Go to the Registry Editor
*. Start
*. Run
*. Regedit
2. Go to:
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Main
3. Right Click on "Window Title''
4. Left Click on Modify
5. Chose the name u want to put
HuSoft RuleZ (#ro0t, #HNC, #hackphreak, #hacktech (Undernet
Servers))
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[ 8:. - [ Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles ] [chris] :. ]
[chris@b0g.org] :. ]
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Foreword
Welcome children, welcome. This the story of a group of 4 turtles -
predecessors of the well known Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes,
hiding in the depths of the alleyways in New York City - are the
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles. Because of their extremely dark
complexions, they were shunned by the city, the state, the world.
Indeed, we can all look past the species.. but black people have no
place above the grounds here in the U.S.! On to the T.M.N.T.
chronicles...
Before we begin let's take a quick looks at the characters.. The
left column are the original characters and the right column are the
'niggerized' characters.
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Donatello - Coonatello
Leonardo - LowRideO
Michaelangelo - MickeyJigallo
Raphael - Crackael
Shredder - ShitNigga
Splinter - Splinter-X
Rocksteady - CrackBaby
Bebop - 8-ball
April - Aprilneeka
Krang - Crank
Casey Jones - Jerry Curl
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Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Niggers smoking crackpipes..
Turtle power!
They're the world's most trashy, scumbag team (We're really hip!)
They're niggers in a half-shell, they're not clean (Hey - get a
grip!)
When the evil ShitNigga attacks
These Turtle boys shoot him in the back!
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles..
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles..
Splinter-X taught them to be a ninja team! (He's a radical Paki!)
Coonatello deals, LowRideO pimps his steel! (That's a fact, Jack!)
Crackael is a nigger jew! (Gimme a break!)
MickeyJiggalo is a nigger too! (Party!)
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
Niggers smoking crackpipes..
Turtle power!
Scene 1 - The CrackPad
Our Teenage Nigger heroes (Coonatello, LowRideO, MickeyJiggalo,
Crackael) lie in the west side of New York City, conversing with
their Muslim leader Splinter-X. Their crackpad, coated in grime and
nigger residue, has long since been shut down and quarantined. Deep
inside the bowels of the confinement, they hide in the shadows,
dealing crack to young nigger children and shooting themselves full
of heroine.
LowRideO: Hey yo nigger! Pass me some of dat shit!
MickeyJiggalo: Fuck ya'll man. This shit be mine homes.
Splinter-X: Please, you all must learn to live in harmony with the
world and help people.
Coonatello: Shut yo nappy rat ass up.
Coonatello pulls out his .44 and caps the Paki in the head.
Coonatello: Motha Fucka! He been holdin us back ya'll! Look where we
at! We in some fucking shitty crackhouse where no one be comin to!
We need to get our shit out on the street niggaz!
Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA
FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^!
MickeyJiggalo: Shut yo fool head up, man. You caint be consuming all
our shit that's why we ain't neva make no money sellin crack fool!
Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA
FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^!
With that, the turtles leave their crackpad and venture on to the
streets of New York City.
Scene 2 - NYC Streets
LowRideO: Aiight Niggaz. This how it's going down: Coon, you take
the abandoned warehouse on 1st street, Mickey, you take the whole
road the 32nd Precinct is on, Crackael.. you take the school, and
I'll take the Abandoned warehouse on 2nd street. We'll meet back at
dis motha fucka in 5 hourz!
Crackael, being the brains of the group speaks up of the flaw in the
plan.
Crackael: MAN.. WHAT THE HELL YOU TALKING BOUT SMACK NIGGA
FUCKA??!?$^@ YOU-YOU-YOU CAIN'T BE SENDING M-ME TO NO SCHOOL
GROUNDS.. NO BUSINESS WILL BE THERE MOTHA RICE PICKA!
LowRideO: Good thinkin yo! You take the abandoned warehouse on 3rd
street!
With that they dispurse and strut to their locations.
5 hours later..
The turtles regroup and calculate their profits.
LowRideO: Yo Crackael! What - What the fuck happened to
MickeyJiggalo and Coonatello yo?!
Crackael: YO MAN!! I-I DUNNO YO! FUCKIN YEAH SHIT RICE PICKERS
DISSAPEARED MOTHER FUCKA!
Suddenly, a figure appears atop the winding trail of worn pavement.
The sun is setting, casting the figure in a black shadow. As he
draws nearer, LowRideO notices he's dragging something rather heavy
with him..
LowRideO: Coonatello! What the fuck - MickeyJiggalo! What the fuck
happened yo?
Coonatello: Man, you sent this motha fucka to the cop street! 2
minutes into a deal these blues pull out a shotgun and cap his ass!
LowRideO glances down at Mickey and notices he's gushing nigga blood
all over the place.
LowRideO: How many times did those fuckas shoot him?!
Coonatello: I don't know mang! I heard about 41 gunshots yo! I had
to drag his 467 pound fat ass all the way from 1st street!
MickeyJiggalo: A-A-Avenge my death.. ni-niggaz..
With that a dark stream of blood trickles from his mouth and he
takes his last breath.
LowRideO: Yo, let's get the fuck out of here man!
With the emerging sirens in the background, the 3 remaining turtles
head back to their crackpad to develop a better plan.
Scene 3 - Back at the CrackPad
Coonatello: Mang, yo, g, homie, funk.. I don't know what the hell
went wrong wit dat plan, yo.
LowRideO: Me either, fucka! It was fool-proof! Three abandoned
warehouses and a cop street mang!
Jerry Curl: You need to visit more populated area, man!
The turtles turn in surprise to the voice.. A well dressed white
man, with gold decorating himself all over, stand in the door frame.
LowRideO: Who the FUCK is dis chump ass white boy?
Jerry Curl: This CHUMP can make your nigger ass some money, in
return for a few favors.
Coonatello: Mang, what you talkin about, we doing fine!
LowRideO: Shut up! What favors do we need to do?
Jerry Curl: You'll be slaves, picking cotton on my plantation.
LowRideO: What can you do for us, mang?
Jerry Curl: I can pay you in small amounts and make you work long
tedious hours with little food.
Coonatello: Man, we already got all that! We wan't sumtin else you
crack fool!
Crackael: DIIIIID SOME-SOME ONE SAY A MOTHERFUCKING WORD CRACK MOTHA
FUCKAZ? I HEARD CRACK@#^@^!
Jerry Curl pulls out his .357 magnum and shoots Crackael in the
forehead.
He drops to the ground with a thud.
Jerry Curl: First we rid ourselves of the crack head.
The two remaining turtles glance at each other in horror and remain
quiet.
Jerry Curl: Now, get in my car boys, we're going for a ride. Don't
forget to sit on the plastic you niggers!
With that, the three pile into Jerry Curl's 1995 Buick LeSabre.
Jerry Curl: Actually, get in the trunk you fools. You're already
stinking my car up!
Keep reading b0g for part two of the Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles
chronicles!
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[ 9:. - [ weird news ] [k-rad-bob] :. ]
[k-rad-bob@b0g.org] :. ]
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- At a high-school basketball game in February, Oklahoma City
Police officer Eldridge Wyatt became dissatisfied that no fouls
were being called on "No. 21" and walked onto the court to point
out the player's elbowing to the referees. When referee Stan
Guffey told Wyatt to leave the officiating to him, Wyatt arrested
Guffey. Guffey was unarrested a few minutes later so that the game
could continue, but when a reporter asked Wyatt after the game what
had happened, Wyatt tried to arrest him, too.
- Lynne F. Herron, 33, was hired recently as a municipal bus
driver in Cleveland by the Regional Transit Authority. She had
just been fired as a municipal train driver after an accident that
injured 14 people, which she caused by deliberately disengaging a
safety system. The city's labor contract requires that anyone
fired for a train accident be rehired as a bus driver.
- A West Chester, Pa., urologist reported in an issue of
`Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality' last year that a man had
checked himself into an emergency room with pain resulting from a
swollen and apparently lacerated scrotum. Days after the doctor
repaired the patient's condition, the man confided that he had been
masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive-belt of
a piece of machinery at work during his lunch hour when he leaned
too close as he approached orgasm and suffered an industrial
accident. He then used a heavy duty stapling gun to close the
wound.
- Motorcyclist David Gripon was injured in a collision near
Escondito, Calif., in July when he lost control of his bike on
Interstate 15. As Gripon came alongside a car with bare feet
sticking out of the passenger window, he reached out to tickle them
and ran into the car in front of him.
- Montesano, Wash., government prosecutor Steward Menefee
announced in November that he would not seek a tougher penalty
against convicted murderer Lee Bake, because the required
"aggravated circumstances" were not present. Bake had gouged the
victim's eyes with a screwdriver, stabbed her to death, and drunk
her blood.
- Malaysian Deputy Interior Minister Megat Junid Ayob told an
anti-drug conference in January in Kuala Lampur that shortages in
heroin and cannabis have caused some addicts to get high by
sniffing fresh cow dung. Addicts put a coconut shell over the
party, with a hole at the top for sniffing.
- Recently in a New York City supermarket, according to a `New
York Daily News' story, a customer became upset that another woman
was abusing the maximum limit for items at an express checkout line
and precipitated a loud argument, which culminated with the angry
woman shouting at the queue-abuser, "I spit into your groceries."
the alleged queue-abuser was the wife of reputed mobster John
Gotti. Victoria Gotti said she "used connections" to trace the
woman's license plate, went to the woman's home, and dumped a box
of dog feces on her.
- In December, Washington State Reformatory officials they had
erred in obliging a 53 year old inmate's job preference to work in
the prison's printing plant. He was serving time for forgery, and
officials uncovered, during a routine inspection of his quarters,
forged birth certificates, marriage licenses, and a paycheck stub.
An official said the prison tries to get inmates jobs "based on
their interests."
- Transsexual Baroness Maria Thyssen von Hexun, formerly James
Gonzales, was sentenced to four years in prison in Denver in
October, for bilking an elderly woman out of several thousand
dollars. As her sentence was pronounced, the 6 foot, 220 pound
baroness rolled her eyes and objected, "I've been involved with
nothing but a bunch of jerks. They don't listen. They lose
things." Her attorney told the judge that "these things happen,"
referring to the baroness' fantasies that she was a baroness.
- Prison escapee James Sanders was captured by federal agents
at his home in Stinnett, Texas, in January after 17 years on the
lam, during which he had established a new life, married, and
fathered a daughter. Agents were tipped off when Sanders, out of
curiosity, telephoned the FBI to ask whether they were still
pursuing James Sanders.
- In February, Marc Cienkowski, 26, confessed to the murder last
July of his friend, Michael Klucznik, 31, in Doylestown Borough,
Pa., after a dispute over a game of Monopoly. Cienkowski shot
Klucznik through the heart, using a bow and arrow. According to
the district attorney, "[Cienkowski] wanted to be the car rather
than the thimble or the hat."
- The Reverend Glen Summerford was convicted in February of
attempted murder of his wife in Scottsboro, Alabama. A jury found
that he had forced his wife to stick her hand into a cage of
rattlesnakes (which he handles in his services at his Church of
Jesus With Following Signs in addition to drinking strychnine and
touching live electrical wires), saying that she had to die because
he wanted to marry another woman. Much of the trial testimony
concerned which of the spouses had sinned or "backslid" more.
(While Summerford was in jail, his inadequately supervised
parishioner, Clyde Crossfield, was bitten on both hands by a
rattlesnake he was handling.)
- Scott D. Carpenter, 27, filed a lawsuit in September against
the management company of Three Rivers Stadium in Pittsburgh and
its chief concessionaire because they allowed him to buy too many
beers during a 1989 Steelers game and then failed to warn him about
the danger of riding on escalator handrails, on which he was
injured in a drunken fall.
- In Tacoma, Washington, Christine Lauritzen filed a lawsuit
against her husband, Bret, last year for negligence that subjected
her to injury. Bret's error was in ignoring Christine's driving
instructions: During a visit to Miami, Florida, they wound up in
a bad section of town, where they were eventually robbed and where
she suffered a severe arm injury.
- A newspaper in Ireland reported in February that 38 Irish
soccer fans recently won a lawsuit against two bus companies that
had caused them to miss the 1990 World Cup games in Italy. They
sued because the bus drivers drove too slowly (an average of 20
mph) on two trips, causing them to miss one game and to miss a
scheduled ferry that would have transported them to another game.
- Takashi Nakayama, 25, filed a lawsuit in December in a court
in Niigata, Japan, against his mother and grandmother, seeking
about $1,548 in damages because his grandmother had thrown out his
comic-book collection without his consent and his mother had failed
to stop her.
- Magoo Dorcy, 42, announced his candidacy for mayor of Dover,
Delaware, despite having pleaded guilty in Columbus, Ohio, three
years ago for molesting a 5 year old girl.
- Harold W. "Tony" Glacken was charged last year with running
a fraudulent auto-inspection scheme. Upon announcing his candidacy
for sheriff in St Louis, Missouri, recently, Glacken said, "I just
decided it was time I get involved and get this community
straightened out. I'm tired of all the [county's] bad publicity."
- In Salem, Oregon, former Baptist minister Joe Lutz withdrew
from the U.S. Senate race in January, saying that his "family
values" campaign had lost credibility because he had abandoned his
wife to marry another woman and reportedly was $2,000 behind in
child support payments.
- Donald L. Traxler, newly installed mayor of Ada, Ohio, and
education professor at Ohio Northern University, declared in
December that he would take office later in the month, as
scheduled, despite his December 13 arrest when rangers observed him
masturbating at a local park.
- Sherman T. Miller, running for sheriff in Van Buren County in
southeastern Iowa, was jailed in March, suspected by authorities
to be part of a burglary ring that had been stealing farm
equipment. Said Miller, "It's just a bunch of political nonsense
to take me out of the race."
- Poin Adams, candidate for sheriff in Amarillo, Texas, was
found guilty in 1990 of fraud for tampering with his vehicle
inspection sticker. He had crudely drawn a "1" on his windshield,
to obscure the "0" in 1990, so that his sticker would appear to be
valid in 1991.
- On October 12, a clerk on duty at a convenience store in
Abilene, Texas, was persuaded by a man to accept a $100 bill that
was accurately printed (1950 series) in every detail -- except that
it was 12 inches long and 5 inches wide.
- Last fall, two men holed up in the Maine State Library in
Augusta for two months in makeshift living quarters that a security
official said included "everything you could think of," before they
were discovered. Andre V. Jatho, 20, was charged with burglary,
but the other man moved out. For sustenance, the two men had
looted various state supply rooms (taking an unusually large
quantity of pudding).
- Theaters in North Carolina recently began showing, as a short
feature, a state-funded film advocating teenage sexual abstinence.
In "The Power To Create Life," a teenage couple in a car are
contemplating having sex until the sky lights up and an alien
emperor implores, "You have the power to create life. Don't abuse
it!" The kids decide to go to a movie instead.
- Minneapolis prosecutors were expecting a long and difficult
child molesting trial against Robert G. Swan because the
incriminating photographs they had of him blurred his face. Then,
in January, his wife brought Swan, who was in jail, a fresh change
of clothing for his court appearance, giving him the very articles
he was wearing in the photographs. After the clothing turned up,
Swan quickly pleaded guilty.
- Xavier Hunter, 26, was arrested in Chicago in December of
robbing the Citibank Federal Savings Bank. Unknown to him,
President Bush was speaking at the Chicago Board of Trade, less
than a block away, at the time, and the neighborhood was thus full
of police officers. As Hunter exited the bank, the chemical dye
pack in his bounty exploded, alerting the many nearby officers, who
chased him down despite his futile attempt to abandon the money by
throwing it into the air as he ran.
- In St Louis in January, Thomas Hall pulled into what looked
like a fast food restaurant's drive thru to place an order.
However, the drive thru speaker he yelled into was an intercom
stand at the Area III St Louis police station. An officer came out
and arrested Hall for DUI. (The next day, after Hall's arrest made
local news, DJ "Wacky Pat" Fortune drove up to the same intercom
stand to out a gag for his listeners. However, an officer checked
Fortune out on the computer, discovered unpaid traffic violations,
and arrested him as a fugitive.)
- James Bridgewater, 32, was arrested in Kankakee, Illinois,
after a mishap at the First of America Bank's drive-in window. He
was carrying two white sacks, one containing money for deposit and
the other containing two grams of marijuana and rolling papers.
He put the wrong bag in the pneumatic tube.
- To quell unruly seventh graders in Irvington, New Jersey, in
February, substitute teacher Monique Bazile, 57, cast a voodoo
spell on the class. According to pupils, Bazile began shaking and
chanting, threw ritual powder on the kids, and warned them that
their houses would burn down because of their rowdiness. Criminal
charges of endangering the welfare of a child and making
terroristic threats were brought against her.
- Milford, Utah, high-school teacher Cherry Florence was fired
in February for an indiscretion. According to the local board of
education, after the school, for health reasons, interviewed
students individually as to their level of sexual activity,
Florence released to her classes a list of which of the school's
170 teenagers were virgins.
- Acting Principal Steven Stocker, 31, voted Fredericksburg,
Virginia, outstanding young educator in 1988, was arrested in
January after he engaged a 9 year old girl in what the district
attorney called a servant-master game. Stocker, the servant, had
allegedly kissed the girl's feet and sucked her toes.
- The board of education in Worthington Hills, near Columbus,
Ohio, disciplined teacher Alan Brady in February on charges that
he poked a student teacher in her backside with a fork and that he
had third-graders line up and jump on and hit a fellow student who
had been bad.
- Immokalee, Florida, substitute teacher, Krystal Gail Allen,
was fired in January after parents complained that she described
her sex life in great detail to an eighth-grade geography class and
invited students to share their own tales with her. One student
had recorded the class.
- In January, burglars at Rich's department store in Salem,
Massachusetts, were forced to flee empty handed after the welding
torch they were using to break into a safe accidentally ignited the
money inside, causing a fire and setting off the store's smoke
alarm.
- Daniel Hendricks, 34, of St Louis, was charged in February
with several counts of aggravated battery in Tampa for ramming at
least six cars on an interstate highway and forcing others off the
road as he sped at 100mph toward nearby Clearwater, Florida, where
Barbara Bush was speaking. Hendricks told police he had to warn
Mrs. Bush that Saddam Hussein was preparing to invade the U.S.
- Montique Ramon Brown, 18, surrendered to Richmond, Virginia,
police in March, telling them he was the one who had shot a man to
death at 12:05 AM on January 1st. He told police he did it because
he wanted to be the person who committed Richmond's first murder
of 1992.
- A 31 year old man turned himself in to Anchorage, Alaska,
police in January claiming to be the fugitive "Dr Diaper," who
has been appearing at local day care centers in diapers and
trying to get them to take him in. Two years before, Dr Diaper
contracted with a baby sitter by phone, claiming to be the parent
of an 18 year old boy who had the mentality of a toddler, needed
to be changed and fed, and whose bad habits (Masturbating in
public) should be ignored. When the sitter arrived, the giant
baby was Dr Diaper himself. On another occasion, a prospective
baby sitter said Dr Diaper had come to her door once carrying his
own 3 year old son because he could not find a real baby sitter
for the boy while he went out on his escapade.
- Richard Smith, 31, celebrated his release from jail in March
with a dinner at the Tara Hyannis Hotel in Massachusetts. He had
served 90 days for running out on nine restaurant tabs last
summer. He was promptly arrested again, for running out on the
$28 check at the Tara.
- John Fogleman, 30, serving time for rape in Ft. Lauderdale,
Fla, was arrested in November for making obscene telephone calls
from inside the jail.
- Mahad Omar, 22, who is imprisoned for robbery and assault in
Kingston, Ontario, but who had been given a one day pass in
December to attend a religious ceremony, was returned to jail
before the day was over for robbing a woman at knife point in St.
Michael's Cathedral in Toronto.
- James L Ramey, 53, of Clyde, North Carolina, was charged
with assault in November after a 15 minute brawl at the rural
Full Gospel Holiness Church. The brawl began when one person
wanted to sit in the back pew, which was occupied, as usual, by a
church regular. The minister's son suffered a bite to the neck
that required ***31*** stitches.
- Aerospace engineer Dean Harvey Hicks of Costa Mesa, Calif,
was sentenced to 20 years in prison in February as a result of
his conviction for launching aerial bombs at one Internal
Revenue Service building and trying to blow up three others in
1991. Hicks had become distraught that the IRS had refused to
allow him to a tax deduction for an $8,000 donation to a "mail
order church."
- In Quebec City, Canada, in February, Serge Pouliot was
sentenced to 18 months in prison for assaulting his supervisor,
who had threatened to turn Pouliot in for sleeping at work. Both
men operate a X-Ray machine at a shipyard, where Pouliot
committed the assault by severely X-Raying the supervisor,
subjecting him to the equivalent of 20 years of on the job
exposure.
- In Nashwauk, Minn, Hibbing Community College beat St Paul
Bible, 85-6, in football in September, amassing 764 yards total
offense by passing on every single play. It would have been
worse, but St Paul Bible was in a "prevent" defense the entire
game.
- Among the rituals of Atlanta Braves minor-league pitcher
Turk Wendell in 1991: He always crosses the foul line with a
kangaroo jump; demands that the umpire roll the ball to him to
start the game; chew licorice on the mound and brushes his teeth
every inning; occasionally makes a pick-off throw to first base -
- with no runners on; and once carried a camera to the mound in
his pocket, took it out, and snapped a picture of the batter
before pitching to him.
- Earl H. Brockington was convicted in February of robbery in
Kansas City, Mo, for an incident a year ago. He had taken a
woman's purse (containing only $5) in a parking garage, then
accidentally nicked the woman with his knife, provoking her to
scream, whereupon four men chased him, forcing him to leap from a
parking deck 25 feet to the ground, injuring his leg. He managed
to hobble to, and climb under, a parked car, but the owner of the
car got in a few minutes later, started it up, and ran over
Brockington's feet, breaking several bones.
- Gregory Putman, 42, a veteran sheriff's deputy who had been
on inactive status since 1984 after a heart transplant, was
disciplined in November by an Oregon City, Ore, judge, who lifted
Putman's license to carry a concealed weapon. Putman, apparently
frustrated at being shelved from "active" status, had modified
his car so that it would resemble a state patrol car and had
allegedly stopped at least three motorists on his own to lecture
them on lawful behavior. Putman said later that he had "let the
old days get the best of me."
- Richard Paul Joseph, 51, was charged with the murder of his
adopted 17 year old daughter in San Bernardino, Calif, in
December. He had become upset that she was abandoning the name
he and his wife had given her, Dee Dee, in favor of Desiree.
- John Dawson, 26, was arrested in South St. Paul, Minn, in
February after the failure of his alleged elaborate scheme to
have sex. Police say he broke into a young woman's apartment
just before she arrived, left her a note on the kitchen table,
then undressed, put duct tape over his eyes, and handcuffed
himself to her bed. In the note were instructions that she was
to go into her bedroom immediately and have sex with him because
a man with a gun had kidnaped him and was waiting to kill yet
another person if she refused. Instead, she ran to the police,
and Dawson, who had left the key to his chains on the kitchen
table, could not free himself before they arrived.
- The San Francisco watchdog organization Consumer Action
warned in January that adult 900 telephone services often defraud
their customers by promising more explicit sexual conversation
than they deliver: "Despite highly suggestive titles and pictures
of half-naked women in many ads," wrote Consumer Action, "the
services provided tame, non-sexual conversation."
- The week of April 26 thru May 2 was Sky Awareness Week in
Pennsylvania. The sponsoring legislator said the week is
intended to recognize all that goes on in the sky, including
rain, wind, light, temperature, and the "interrelationship
between phenomena in the sky and the Earth's landscape."
- Conceptual artist Linda M. Montano performed at the
University of Texas for three nights in November by sitting on a
sawhorse next to some campus horse statues from midnight to 7 AM.
She said she was fulfilling a wish she had as a child to run away
to Texas and ride a horse while listening to Richard Strauss' Der
Rosenkavalier.
- Actress Melanie Griffith, 34, telling an interviewer about
how her role as a Jewish secretary during WWII in the movie
Shining Through opened her eyes: "I didn't know that 6 million
Jews were killed. That's allot of people!"
- Last year, a Buena Vista Pictures production executive bowed
to pressure from the Humane Association of Los Angeles and had a
scene cut from a movie version of White Fang, in which a wolf
attacked a man. Said a Humane Association executive, "I was very
concerned about that [attack scene] being an anti-wolf
statement."
- Magician Doug Henning, on announcing plans that he and the
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi were planning a 1,500 acre theme park near
Niagara Falls, which would also emphasize "awakening human
consciousness," explained to the New York Times why this theme
park would be different than others: "Most theme parks are
superficial."
- Dr. Samson Dubrin, 28, responding to evidence against him in
the murder of a 20 year old woman in Vista, Calif, in March, told
a judge that he had not chloroformed her into unconsciousness;
rather, Dubrin said, she must have passed out when her car passed
a chemical truck somewhere on the highway.
- Latest Reporter Claiming Immunity from Prostitution Arrest:
Robert H. Wilds, 39, a TV reporter in Knoxville, pleaded no
contest to soliciting a prostitute in November but said, "What
was in my mind was [not to have sex but] to interview her for a
story."
- Robert Austin, 33, was suspected by Minneapolis police of
being the "gorilla gunman" who robbed local retail stores in
January while wearing a gorilla mask. Police got their biggest
lead when a maskless Austin robbed the MGM liquor store
Warehouse: Austin forced the clerk into the office to get money
and only halfway through the robbery remembered to put the mask
he was carrying on.
- Elmwood Park, NJ, principal Samuel R. Bracigliano, 49,
recently on trial for molesting teenage boys, repeatedly denied
the charges in spite of mounting evidence. He denied that the
extensive collection of pornography the police seized from his
home was for his sexual pleasure, even though a jar of Vaseline
was found with the materials, along with pieces of paper,
discovered in videotape boxes, containing numbers which
corresponded to the VCR counter numbers at the which sex scenes
began. Bracigliano said he is a serious photographer of nudes
and planned use nude Polaroids that police found of teenage boys
for a display collage and to bring it to school as an example of
his work. "I was doing my best work yet when I was arrested."
- Georgina Thompson, 37, was charged in Wellington, Kansas, in
March with soliciting two men to murder her common-law husband.
Her promised payment was her husband's collection of baseball
cards. The two men reported her to police and turned over the
down payment she had made of 10 of the cards. Said the deputy
sheriff about the offer of baseball cards, "That's about as mean
as a wife can get. The only thing lower would have been if she
offered his hunting and fishing gear."
- Bruce Damon, attempting to work a plea bargain in February
to charges that he knocked off a bank in Whitman, Mass, argued to
the judge that the eight to fifteen year term suggested by the
prosecutor was way too long. First of all, Damon said, when he
robbed a bank in 1987, he only got three to five years.
Secondly, he said, citing an article from the Brockston
Enterprise newspaper, the bank had enjoyed record earnings
despite the robbery and expected to do well in 1992 also. Said
Damon, "I didn't hurt this bank at all." When the judge asked
Damon if he would rob banks again if he were free, Damon replied,
"I'd like to plead the Fifth Amendment on that." The judge
refused to accept the plea and scheduled Damon for trial.
- Columbian garbage collector Oscar Hernandez claimed in March
that he was kidnaped by security guards during the Carnival in
Barranquilla and taken to a lab at the Free University of
Barranquilla, where a syndicate planned to kill him for his body
parts. A police investigation then turned up 11 bodies, and
parts of 22 others, and a report that body bounty hunters
received $200 per person. Police identified most of the victims
as being garbage collectors.
- The International Amateur Athletics Federation recently
changed its procedures to perform gender checks on female
athletes. For 25 years, the Federation had used a chromosome
smear test but decided late last year it will merely make visual
inspections. The Federation explained that the chromosome test
was "ethically unacceptable."
- The official Iran news agency announced in March that men
who left the country before 1989, and feared returning home
because they would be drafted, could buy a military exemption for
about $16,000 (representing about 30 years work at the minimum
wage in Iran). Officials promise that if a man pays and then
volunteers to serve, he'll get his money back.
- A rush-hour traffic jam in Kansas City, Mo, in March caused
when a truck carrying remaindered pornographic magazines to a
recycling center overturned on a busy street. about 2,000
magazines were scattered about, and drivers stopped their cars to
gather as many as they could before moving on.
- In February, a court in Versailles, France, overturned an
order banning dwarf tossing, permitting 3'11" Manuel Wackenheim,
24, to return to work at the Eclipse nightclub in Morsang-sur-
Orge, from which he had been banned by the mayor in October.
Though the minister of the French Interior had called such
exhibitions "an intolerable attack on human dignity," the
government finally acquiesced because the ban would deny a
"physically different" person a chance at a livelihood.
- An 81 year old woman died of severe burns in Columbia, Mo,
in December, after a 15 mile ambulance ride took too long to save
her life. The hospital's emergency helicopter was not made
available because it was being used on a public relations
assignment, with one of the crew members dressed as Santa Claus.
- The Manitoba, Canada, Natural Resources minister apologized
in February when news got out that her government had saved
$1,800 in postage by mailing a fishing survey through the US
mails rather than through Canada's. Clerks had gone to Grand
Forks, N.D. about 100 miles from the border, to mail the surveys
to several thousand US anglers who use Manitoba waters.
- Paul Gamboa Taylor pled guilty in December to murdering his
wife and four others near York PA, six months earlier. He told
police he had tried to take his own life five times before
turning himself in. He had slashed both his wrists with a
hacksaw; drunk lighter fluid; plunged a knife into his chest;
filled a bathtub with water, hoping to pass out and drown; and
brought a hair dryer into the tub with him. Said Taylor, "I love
my family; that's why I plead guilty."
- In April, Richard Dickinson, 25, was allowed out of prison
in Hobart, Australia, on an evening pass with two chaperons, to
attend a concert by his idol, Bob Dylan. Dickinson is in a
prison for the criminally insane because in 1987 he stomped his
mother to death to the tune of Dylan's song "One More Cup of
Coffee for the Road," after she told him to turn down the music.
He said he thought his mom was an evil character from the song
and even sprinkled instant coffee over her body after she died.
- Isbrain Marquez Pacheco, 53, was indicted in March for
attempted murder of his wife of three weeks, in East Windsor, NJ.
According to police, Pacheco said he beat her with a baseball bat
after she refused his demand that she not attend a friend's baby
shower. Said Pacheco, "If I had killed her, I would have no
regret" because he was "offended by what she said to me
- At the 80th birthday calebration for Kim Il-sug, the North
Korean dictator received as gifts a container of blood from 800
snapping turtles (considered an aphrodisiac) from his son, and a
quilt and sleeping mat made of down from the necks of 700,000
sparrows. A 100-room museum houses over 87,000 presents given to
him during his 44 year reign. (A gift from a correspondent for
the British Broadcasting Corp was politely refused by North
Korean officials because, first, it was merely a BBC sweatshirt,
and second, it wasn't gift-wrapped.)
- From the "Police" column of the Brooklyn Park (Minn) Sun-Post:
An officer found a quarter in the seat of a squad car. The coin
was inspected, inventoried, tagged, and logged in as required.
- Keven E. Tibbs, 21, was arrested in Brunswick Md in February.
According to Officer Robin Purdum, Tibbs had attempted to steal a
parking meter and was trying to conceal it in his pants when he
was stopped.
- Randall Eugene Davis, who has only one leg, was arrested in
Clarinda, Iowa, in March, suspected of stealing a truck. The
truck contained several animals, among which was a Labrador
retriever with only three legs.
- From the "Police Report" column of the Kerville (Texas) Daily
Times: a 23 year old man was arrested for assault on a police
officer when he allegedly tried to gore an off-duty officer with
deer antlers strapped to his bicycle handlebars. The man had
become angry after the officer had tried to stop him from running
into the street.
- Last September, Michigan state trooper Fred Sweeney pursued a
speeder doing 101 mph on a state road. Although the speeder had
a head start, Sweeney came upon his abandoned car in a private
driveway. Looking around, he noticed that in a nearby field, all
the cows were clustered together and seemed to be staring at one
particular spot on the ground. When Sweeney approached the cows,
he found the driver of the car attempting to hide in the tall
grass and arrested him.
- Mary Ann Linder of Nashville was arrested for shoplifting at a
Victoria's Secret store. When asked by clerks in a dressing room
to hand over the stolen items, Linder stripped off $1,400 worth
of lingerie and was released to police. In the back seat of the
squad car **how did they FIND these?????** it was discovered that
she still had two more pairs of stolen underpants and several
hangers not recovered by the store employees. At the jail,
guards found $300 worth of even more stolen clothing on her.
final tally: 30 panties, 20 bras, 4 robes, and one pair of men's
silk pajamas.
- From the "Police Beat" of the Upper Arlinton (Ohio) News: A
woman who lives in the 1900 block of Tremont Road reported to
police that while she was watching cable television at 11:15 PM,
saturday, the channel changed to a pay-per-view adult movie.
After it happened again, she told the police she spotted two
teenage boys outside her living room window holding a romote
control. She said the boys fled on foot.
- Gilbert DaSilva, 46, was arrested in Peabody, Mass, a week
after he assaulted another man during a heated argument in Greg's
Lounge over which of the men had the larger penis. When the
victem exposed himself to prove his claim, DsSilva slashed the
man's organ, but the man was able to get to the hospital in time
to save it.
- In December, a 51 year old man with no criminal record was
referred to psychiatrists after being picked up by police in
Parma, Ohio. He had just purchased 19 guns from K-Mart, told the
clerk "not to come out tonight" and paid $7,000 for fabric at
another store after telling her that it was for "covering up
bodies." Parma police recognized the man as the one picked up
the week before: Spotted placing donuts on headstones at a local
cemetary, the man explained, "People get hungry." Said a police
officer, "We could of had a real disaster here."
- Peter Robert Arnoldi was apprehended shortly after
burglarizing the Co-op Oil Association office in Nicollet, Minn.
His arrest was fascilitated by the fact that his checkbook (with
drivers license inside) had slipped out during his hasty get-
away. Arresting officer Don Wersal, who found Arnoldi hiding in
a truck near his home, said he told Arnoldi, "I've got your
checkbook," to which Arnoldi replied "Yeah, I know. I'm fucked,
huh?"
- One man was shot in the head and another was critically
injured in a subway car in Queens, NY after a gunfight.
According to witnesses, the melee was precipitated when one of
the men accidentally stepped on the other's foot.
- Havard University and McLean Hospital in Belmont, Mass, have
established a center to analyse tissue from the brains of people
who die after having suffered from mental illnesses. However,
physicians have encountered trouble getting mentally ill patients
to agree to donate their brains. Asked one physician, "How do
you ask someone to donate his brain to science who thinks their
brain is under the control of radio waves from Mars?"
- Steven L. Johnson, 40, sentenced to two years in prison in
Brookings, SD, for drunk driving, explained to the judge, "I
enjoyed drinking while driving. It's one of the most
pleasurable habits I've had."
- The title of Dr. June Stephenson's new book (Diemer/Smith,
$20) on why crime is essentially a male pursuit, running $300
billion a year: Men Are Not Cost Effective.
- According to Salt Lake City police, a 27 year old woman called
911 because her husband refused to have sex with her. By the
time the police arrived, the nearly nude woman had begun beating
her husband, who offered as his reason for lack of desire an
exciting Utah Jazz basketball game on TV.
- Coshocton, Ohio, high-school band director Charles Carothers,
denying allegations that he sat two female students on his lap
and fondled them: "I don't allow anyone to sit on my lap unless
it's my daughter or my wife."
- John Hurst, a disoriented man taken to a mental health center
after he was discovered propping a ladder up to the second floor
of the Kennedy family estate in Palm Beach: "I'm looking for my
wife. I think she may be up there." **shit, why not? You know
them Kennedy's!!**
- John F. Thanos, asked his sentencing preference after he had
been found guilty for a 1990 murder, had the choice, said the
judge, of the death penalty or "life in prison without the
possibility of parole." Thanos, failing to capture all the
details of the second choice, replied that he'd take the "life in
prison with the possibility of escape." The judge gave him the
first one.
- Donna Clark, 26, and Paul Kramer, 31, faced various charges in
Merchantville, NJ, when Clark allegedly grabbed $216 worth of
film and walked out a drugstore. The couple's names were
provided by their 6 year old son, who was in the store at the
time but who was forgotten by the couple as they were making
their get-away.
- According to police in Knoxville, Tenn, Bobby Rose, 36, trying
to avoid arrest for a traffic violation, threw his 2 year old
child at the feet of the officers to slow them down as he made
his get-away.
- Georgia state Rep. Henrietta Canty went on a hunger strike to
protest the arrest of her son, who was jailed for failing to make
court ordered child support payments.
- Tammie Guthrie, 28, was indicted for manslaughter in Baton
Rouge, La. Police said that she allowed her one year old to
drown in a bath tub while whe was in an adjacent room having sex
with a 15 year old boy.
- Milwaukee mayoral candidate Gregory Gracz, president of the
local firefighters union, was accused of having exposed himself
to a young female firefighter in an incident at a convention.
Gracz denied the charge, but Mellisa Fojtik staked her
credibility on her knowledge that Gracz has a distinctive mole on
his penis. Pojtik said also that one of Gracz's colleagues told
her that they were "musketeers" - that he, Gracz, and others
had "crossed penises" in a show of solidarity.
- David Thomas Soloman, 35, at the Clermont, Fla, police station
to file charges against his wife for hitting him, allegedly
became fixated on a bag of marijuana (confiscated in another
case) on Detective Danny Cheatham's desk and, according to
Cheatham, "literally begged me for it and stated he wouldn't tell
anyone where he got it." Cheatham then set up a hidden
microphone in another room, sold the drugs to Soloman there for
six bucks and then arrested him.
- Paul Arbitelle, 17, was charged with the attempted murder of
his mother in Danbury, Conn. He threw a hatchet at her because
she failed to properly toast the bagel for the sandwich she had
made for him.
- Scientists at the California Institute of Technology reported
recently that the hydrocarbons and other particulates released
when meat cooks accounts for one-fifth of the total particulates
in the air in Los Angeles -- more than is accounted for by either
gasoline of diesel engines.
- Tampa, Florida, school officials invited inmate Edward
McIntyre, serving 90 years for kidnapping and assault, to a local
high school to make an "inspirational speech" to students for Law
Day. While he was there, he managed to escape through a restroom
window.
- Tommie Lee Jackson, 39, was charged in Santa Clara County,
California, with sexual assault after he decided to force a 20
year old woman to fellate him. She defended herself with her
teeth. On of Jackson's testicles is in custody (OUCH!!!) in a
plastic bag in the police property room. Said Detective Don
Bacon, "It's just another piece of evidence." Jackson said the
sex was consensual and that the woman simply couldn't take
criticism.
- According to long-secret documents recently obtained by the
Canadian Press news agency, police in Ottowa tried during the
1960's to identify every gay man in the providence and to prove
their findings with a box they called the "fruit machine." Men
were shown the box, containing erotic photos, and measurements
were taken of each man's pupil size, palm sweat, and blood flow
in order to tell if he was turned on. Files were opend on 8,200
men and 395 were eventually kicked out of government service.
(Not a bad idea!!)
- In a January issue of the New England Journal of Medicine,
doctors in Australia reported on the puzzling case of a man who
periodically spat up blood, but only on Saturday and Sunday
nights. The doctors finally isolated the problem: The man is a
harmonica player at a local club, and his technique is to use his
tongue so vigorously that he ruptures blood vessels ("harmonica
player's hemoptylsis").
- Responding to employee complaints, Kansas Bureau of
Investigation supervisors forced agent Scott Teeslink, the KBI
media spokesperson, to end his grooming practice of wearing
women's underpants in his coat's breast pocket in place of the
usual handkerchief. Teeslink said he engaged in the practice
only because the underpants better matched his tie.
- Edward L. Hennessy retired after 12 years as chief executive
of the Allied-Signal conglomerate. Hennessy was so poorly
respected that his departure caused the value of Allied-Signal
stock to rise. In fact, the value of Hennessy's own stock in
Allied-Signal grew by over $7 million -- just because investors
believed the company would be better without him!
- The Southern California Air Quality Management District
reported that tree resin and sap pollute the air, accounting for
as much as 250 tons a day of "vegetation hydrocarbon."
- Eastern Airlines, out of business since declaring bankruptcy
in January 1991, is continuing to make campaign contributions
through its Political Action Committee, which still had about
$50,000 to spend as of early May.
- Nine year veteran Navy Petty Officer Francine Adams, out of
work for two days in Virginia Beach, Virginia, with a concussion
resulting from a fight with her boyfriend, was herself
reprimanded for the fight. A Navy official said Adams has
repeatedly sought counseling about relationships for four years.
- In May, Glamour magazine reported an error in its June issue
that had just hit the stands: The 500mg of boric acid tablets
three times a day with meals" to avoid yeast infections must be
taken vaginally, not orally. (Not just another hit - huh?)
- Louis Arnaud, 72, was set for trial in Wheeling, West
Virginia, in May in the murder of a local businessman, John G.
Christakis. Police said Arnaud's motive was his irritation at
how cluttered Christakis kept a warehouse formerly owned by
Arnaud. Arnaud's lawyer said Arnaud's defense is that his dog
implanted the idea in his mind that "the Greek [Christakis] must
die" when the dog stuck its tongue inside Arnaud's mouth during a
playful session.
- In June, John Richard Nosler was convicted of shooting Armando
Marra to death in 1990 because Marra was insufficiently grateful
for the loaf of bread Nosler had bought him in San Francisco.
Nosler, according to his statement read at trial, said, "Marra
rudely said, `Well, give it to me.' This was the comment that
actually pushed me over the edge." Nosler shot Marra four times,
then, according to his statement, said to himself, "Well, I can't
stop now," and continued to fire, emptying the gun.
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[10:. - [ OreoTZA vs twist! ] [twist] :. ]
[twist@b0g.org] :. ]
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47745397 -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 14:04 1999): Message
you fucking suck donkey dick
lol
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:34 1999): Message
twist
do me a favor ok?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:36 1999): Message
?
what
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:37 1999): Message
you can reboot machines right?
KOD this ok? 216.77.35.71
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:37 1999): Message
can you do it for me?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:38 1999): Message
depends who it is
and it has to be windows 9X
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:38 1999): Message
it is
do it lol
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:38 1999): Message
hurry do it
HURRY TWIST DAWG!!!!!
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:39 1999): Message
heh
hold on, my firewall is being super gay
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:39 1999): Message
do it do it
please, hurry up lol
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:40 1999): Message
ok done
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:40 1999): Message
what all would it do?
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:41 1999): Message
what all would it do?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:41 1999): Message
depends
most of the time it crashes or reboots
sometimes it doesnt work and it just lags them
there's a patch out :(
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:42 1999): Message
LOL...
THEY ARE TO STUPID FOR A PATCH
LOL...
IM LOVING IT LOL
DO IT AGAIN
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:42 1999): Message
WHO IS IT
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:42 1999): Message
SOME FUCKER FROM IRC...
WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO TO THEM?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:43 1999): Message
hrmm
I dunno
I dont have any DoSes
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:43 1999): Message
sht shit shit
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:45 1999): Message
ok ok
KOD this one
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:45 1999): Message
209.110.251.178
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:46 1999): Message
aright
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:46 1999): Message
thanx man
209.110.251.178
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:48 1999): Message
well?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:48 1999): Message
yah I already did it
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:48 1999): Message
lol
it didnt work
it didnt work either time
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:49 1999): Message
windows patched it a few weeks ago
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:50 1999): Message
lmfao@that
fuck KOD
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:50 1999): Message
it used to work 100% of the time
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:50 1999): Message
now its almost as useless as nuking
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:51 1999): Message
lmfao
it fucking worked lol
YOU DA MAN LOL
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 21:51 1999): Message
heh
maybe they werent patched
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:52 1999): Message
lol
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:56 1999): Message
this one to
lol
165.247.161.92
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:57 1999): Message
do it? lol
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 21:57 1999): Message
any luck?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:00 1999): Message
hold on
I was AFK
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:00 1999): Message
ok did you do it?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:01 1999): Message
ok done
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:01 1999): Message
it usually takes at least a minute to work
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:02 1999): Message
lol
who are all these people Im DoSing
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:04 1999): Message
now this one
165.247.156.33
kkk room
lmfao
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:04 1999): Message
I did that a few days ago
most of them are patched
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:05 1999): Message
no more
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:05 1999): Message
did you do it?
165.247.156.33
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:06 1999): Message
no man
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:06 1999): Message
why not?
Im kidding man
its not the KKK room
Im in the blacks room
and they called me a fucking ZEBRA
so do it, and ill help you out when I can
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:07 1999): Message
what room and what server
I want to comein
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:08 1999): Message
ummmmmmmmmmmm
you sure?
lol.....
I got kicked man
about 15 mins ago
Im just finding nmaes on the list and DNS/s their ips
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:09 1999): Message
which room?
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:09 1999): Message
everyones gone lol
dalnet #africans
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:09 1999): Message
bah
I cant get on dalnet
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:10 1999): Message
shit
why not?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:11 1999): Message
they ban *.home.com
and I disable ident
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:12 1999): Message
shit
well, DoS this one for me?
165.247.156.33
ok?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:12 1999): Message
ok but this is the last one
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:13 1999): Message
ok
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:13 1999): Message
done
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:14 1999): Message
y0 y0 y0 thanx
ok I might need one more in 10 mins ok?
lol
thanx
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:15 1999): Message
this one
208.33.168.48
lmfao
please
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:15 1999): Message
no I said last one
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:16 1999): Message
come on man
damnit
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:16 1999): Message
I said last one man
comeon
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:17 1999): Message
come on man
please?
I need your help for a few days...
lol
and then once I get linux up
ill do it
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:17 1999): Message
why not get on linux now
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:17 1999): Message
I dont got a regular modem
:)
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message
buy a real modem you cheapasss
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message
208.33.168.48
165.247.161.80
them 2
please?
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message
I plan on it nigger
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:18 1999): Message
I said no
no means no
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:19 1999): Message
twist, do it for me bro....... come on man?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:19 1999): Message
yo lay off
enough DoSing
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:20 1999): Message
ok ok ok wait
come on man
just them 2 ok?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:20 1999): Message
josh dont piss me off
Im all tired and cranky
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:21 1999): Message
dude, do it ok?
please?
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:26 1999): Message
y0, ever use a wingate in irc?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:26 1999): Message
no I havnt
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:27 1999): Message
shit
ok
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:35 1999): Message
lmfao
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:36 1999): Message
I trusted you man
why did you do that
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:36 1999): Message
you brought it up in chat man
DoS these 2 people
and ill admit you didnt know
deal?
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 22:37 1999): Message
no josh
go away
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:37 1999): Message
ok
then I make your life hell
simple :)
thanx man
laterz
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:38 1999): Message
man, your on a cable?
your ip never changes
your mine twisty poo
or ill have some one else root your shitty bsd box
you underestimate me lol
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:43 1999): Message
get in chat
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 22:45 1999): Message
dude....
you ok?
lmfao
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:06 1999): Message
you fucking jew
delete me off your icq list
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 23:06 1999): Message
no
Im going to pray for you tonight josh
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:07 1999): Message
no
fuck you jew, I nevere knew you were a fucking worthless jew
goddamn you suck
fuck you and die twist
you sorry piece of shit
dont fucking message me again
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:10 1999): Message
seriously twist
I hope you die you fucking loser
I hope you take your last breath tonight man
I do
I really do
I never knew you were a fucking worthless jew
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 23:10 1999): Message
ph33r
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 23:11 1999): Message
ph33r
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twist182 -> DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT (Sat Sep 18 23:11 1999): Message
I still love you josh
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DTXVXIXRXUXSXDT -> twist182 (Sat Sep 18 23:13 1999): Message
yeah
well I hope your mom finds you dead in the morning ok?
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LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who
produced a
'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially
measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in
his
state.
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[11:. - [ how to make a pipebomb ] [sandman] :. ]
[sandman@b0g.org] :. ]
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In this Article, i will instruct you on building a pipe bomb with no
fire or gun powder.
Materials:
12 inch pipe(metal or plastic) with lids on both ends (1)
GLASS baby food jar (1)
1 cup of baking soda (1)
1 cup of vinegar (1)
rocks,glass,nails,etc (as much as you can fit)
Procedure:
1. Get the pipe.
2. Screw the lid on one(1) end TIGHTLY!!!!
3. Fill the pipe half way with the rocks,glass,nails,etc...
4. Pour the one(1) cup of baking soda into the pipe.
5. Pour the one(1) cup of vinegar into the GLASS baby food jar. CAP
MOTHERFUCKING TIGHTLY!
6. CAREFULLY FUCKING CAREFULLY slide the capped jar into the pipe
CAREFULLY!!!
7. TIGHTLY screw the lid on to the pipe, FUCKING TIGHT AS HELL!!
How to set it off:
1. Hit the pipe on the ground as hard as you can to break the baby
food jar.
2. Set the pipe where you want it to explode.
3. Run away from the bomb, you have about five(5) minutes.
Explanation of how it works:
1. When the glass of the baby food jar breaks from the impact, the
vinegar is released into the
pipe, and the chemical reaction of the baking soda and the
vinegar will eventually provide
enough pressure to make the pipe explode.
NOTE:
Take extreme caution where it says "CAREFULLY" or you might lose a
hand.
The writer of this article takes no responsibility on how you use
it, or the consequences
of your actions before or after obtaining this information!
Later,
Sandman
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b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
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[12:. - [ how to change mirc's version reply ] [tefx] :. ]
[tefx@b0g.org] :. ]
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Are jOO 4 k-rad hAx0r ? tired of
getting kicked from channels for using
mirc, well,
pheer no more, as you can impress all
your friends, and finally get a life by
changing
the mirc version reply by using this
patent pending techniq.
*1* Copy mIRC.exe to b0g.exe
*2* Open b0g.exe in MS-DOS Edit
(edit.com /070 c:\mirc\b0g.exe)
*3* Search for the string "VERSION" and
replace it with "b0gowns"
(or any 7 letter string, that isnt
a normal ctcp request)
*4* Open a New file in Notepad, and
paste the following
--- from here ---
ctcp *:version:*: {
if ($chan != $null) {echo -a _4,0[
$+ $nick VERSION: $+ $chan $+ ] }
{else echo -a _4,0[ $+ $nick VERSION
$+ ] }
.ctcpreply $nick VERSION BitchX-
1.0c10+ by panasync - FreeBSD 3.4-
STABLE : Keep it to yourself!
halt
} ; ph33r my mirc skills
--- to here ---
Save this as b0g.mrc in the mirc
directory
*5* Run b0g.exe, and type /load -rs
b0g.mrc
now connect joo fool , and test
that this works
Now you can finally idle with pride,
as people think your not on windows,
unless they use nmap.
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b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!b0g!#@!
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MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially
recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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[13:. - [ the world as prae sees it ] [prae] :. ]
[prae@b0g.org] :. ]
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Women's Rights
In 1903 Emmeline Pankhurst set up a new society
called The Women's Social and Political Union. It
believed in action not words, and in demonstrations
and attacking property in protest against the lack of
women's rights.
These suffragettes, or Lesbians, were often arrested
and put in jail ... I bet they had a field day!
In 1913 one of the more mental bean flickers threw
herself under the Kings horse at the Derby.. with
catastrophic results. It brought him down, and
Lucky Jim romped it at 14 to 1. The Lezza died...
probably of shock..... first time she'd ever been
jumped.
Anyway, they helped us out in the war, so in 1918
we gave them the vote. This didn't just benefit
baggage handlers... no.... thanks to these early
"women", normal girls can now pop along to the
polling station after shopping... or picking the kids
up from school, and put a tick next to their favorite
lady politician.
Of course, nowadays, there are muff bandits in all
walks of life. They're still usually right biffers, like
KD Lang or Ellen... but now and again a real babe
turns fishmonger... and that's a waste.
Freud
Sigmund Freud is regarded by most as the father of
psychoanalysis. He held that repression of infantile
sexuality would lead to adult neurosis. And that this
neurosis would manifest themselves in the dream
like state.
We've all got theories though haven't we. I mean, I say
never trust a man who doesn't drink... not even
reformed alcoholics... you can always have a couple
every day, can't you?
You see that's a theory. It's as valid as beardy
bollocks and his .... All that dreams about sex. He
was hung up on sex.
I have this dream right. I'm driving a tube train in and
out of a tunnel... and I'm going fast because I'm
panicked. Because my nan's on board.. and she's
giving birth... to my girlfriend... actually.
And my dad, who's the station master, is really
angry with me and he's trying to stop the train ...
with a flag.... It's not a flag.. it's like a big salami. And
he's going to punish me.
And I get really nervous... and I spill my milk.... All
over the place.
I suppose Freud would read something into that.... Pervert.
A coon is having a piss in a public toilet, he finishes his piss and
starts to
shake the drops off, suddenly his bellend falls off in the urinal.
He gives a cry of
alarm, grabs his bellend, puts it in his pocket and runs to the
nearest doctors.
"Doctor..you've got to fucking help me!" he shouts showing him his
cock. "Where's
your fucking bellend?" says the doctor. "It's in my fucking pocket
Doc..! do
something for fucks sake!!".
"Don't worry mate ..get your fucking blackass on the bus and get
down to the
hospital...I'll ring my mate there who is the head surgeon..he'll
sort you out!!" says
the doctor.
So the coon goes to the hospital where he finds the head surgeon.
"Help me please
for fucks sake..!" he says showing him his bellendless cock. "No
problem mate...soon
have you fixed up" says the surgeon.."Now then where's your
bellend?"
The coon reaches in his pocket and gives him the bellend.
"You taking the fucking piss?" says the surgeon.
"Why what do you mean?" says the coon.
"This isn't a fucking bellend...you've given me a fucking walnut
whip!" says the surgeon.
"It can't be .." says the coon.." I ate that on the bus on the way
here!!!"
(A bellend is the tip of your cock you dosey cunts)
<cumbreath> hi jim, I think you're cute
<cumbreath> EAT MY COCK!!!
<jizlicker> ahahaha
--- [jim] (jim@dionysus.cdrom.com) : Jim Mock <jim@FreeBSD.org>
--- [jim] @#freebsd
--- [jim] austin.tx.us.undernet.org :Illuminati Online - www.io.com
--- [jim] End of WHOIS list.
<cumbreath> CoCk!
--- cumbreath is now known as cockface
--- You are now known as Prae
<cockface> bahahaha
<Prae> :)
<cockface> prae hacked me :(
<Prae> >:/
<cockface> >=(
* Prae shits on cockface
* cockface cums on prae
<cockface> there's cum in your eye!@#!@
<cockface> there's cum in your eye!@#!@
<Prae> eww
<cockface> bahahahaha
<cockface> ok this is just stupid
<cockface> like
<cockface> what the fuck are we doing
<Prae> lol
<cockface> lets hang our heads in shame and leave
--- You have left channel #freebsd
<Prae> aww :)
<Prae> cute
<Prae> you make my prostate gland swell with joy
<phorce> dialup is ancient dude
* Prae hugs you
<phorce> you know that right ?
<Prae> show me your real host darling :)
<phorce> show me your m0th3r
<Prae> I bet you're on dialup
<Prae> show me motherfucker
<phorce> I work for above, Dialup is a insult
<Prae> show me
<phorce> above NET baybee
<phorce> above NET baybee
<phorce> above NET baybee
<phorce> above NET baybee
<phorce> above NET baybee
<Prae> show me it though
<phorce> fear my oc-12
<phorce> HaHaHA
<Prae> you're on dialup, arent you
<phorce> no you're
<Prae> just say yes, I wont descriminate
<phorce> haha, you twit
<Prae> why wont you show me your real host?
<phorce> I'm sorry I don't live in Kentucky
<Prae> are you affraid of being packeted?
<Prae> do you fear my anus hole?
<phorce> you know that xDSL & broadband cable is now available in
metro
areas ?
<phorce> hahaha
<Prae> I cant get shit except isdn or dialup
<Prae> so lick my nuts
<phorce> haha
<phorce> dsl doesn't scale so
<phorce> either does cable
<Prae> now if you dont mind my little darling
<phorce> I can get a ds-1 for 300$
<Prae> Im going to watch some tv
<Prae> :)
<Prae> wanna give me a hug before I go?
* Prae hugs you
<phorce> I must be happy today, letting you talk & all
<Prae> hug me back!
<phorce> I fuckin 0wn j00r fat ass
<Prae> you cant stop me talking darling
<phorce> n1nj4
<Prae> and now I bid you goodnight
* Prae hugs you tight and cops a feel of your ass
<Prae> ooh yummy
<Prae> jesus loves you!
<Prae> hi
-RLoxley- RLoxley is away -[ auto-away after 60 minutes idle ]-
since 02:53p -[ P:Off / L:On ]-
<Prae> hey shithead
<Prae> I fucking said hi
<RLoxley> did you need something?
<Prae> yea
<Prae> I wanted you to suck my fuckin cock
<RLoxley> coming to defcon?
<Prae> fuck no, not with smelly nerds like you there
<Prae> like
<Prae> if I give you some moneys, will you lick my cock?
<Prae> hey you fat motherfucker
<Prae> Im talking to your stupid ass
<RLoxley> pity you arent coming
<Prae> now its only polite to answer
<RLoxley> I would love to see if you have the guts to say any of
this to my face
<Prae> I would
<Prae> how old is your gay ass?
<Prae> tell me how fuckin old you are you old child molesting
motherfucker
-RLoxley- You are now being ignored
<Prae> you know, using scripts like that makes you the epitimy of
homosexual
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LONGEST BOOGER
The longest dried booger trail was found under a table at a well-known
public school. It was measured at 26 2/3 inches long.
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[14:. - [ How to take over the world ] [tak] :. ]
[tak@b0g.org] :. ]
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Are you lame?
Do people pick on you?
Are you a stupid motherfucker with no life that is the ideal icon
for the picture of a "loser?"
if your name is RLoxley, yes, otherwise, no one is.
BUT
RLoxley is not what this is about, its about world domination!
First, you need money, lots of it! go rob a bank, if someone tries
to stop you, use your h4x0r like skillz, and ninja kick them through
a window, saying "rooted!" now you run really really fast, and go
home. When you get home you count the money, and exchange it for
UNMARKED PENNYS, make sure they are real. Now go buy allot of guns,
and allot of people(ask prae where he buys his "people") and go kill
allot of people, just randomly. When the cops come, kill them, the
fbi will come, kill them, soon the national guard will come, kill
them, and when they all die, YELL REALLY LOUD "rooted!" Now is time
to get the people(you didnt kill) to listen to you. Tell them that
if they make you their mastert, you will not kill them, and if they
refuse, you will kill them. NOW WHAT TO DO IF ANYONE REFUSES! kill
them! and if they do make you their master, kill them anyways, just
to get the point across.
Now that you 0wn everyone, tell the men to make you dinner, and the
women to make you a castle so you can sit at the top, and throw shit
at them, if they refuse...kill them! If you get raided by karate
chop ninjas, and there are like 500,000,000,000,000,000 of them, and
you CANT KILL THEM! what should you do? kill them? If RLoxley comes
up to you and says
"hEy MaN g0Tz N-E 0=d4Y wArEz???" DONT KILL HIM, for killing someone
because they are a complete retard is not cool, so ask him "wheres
my dinner?!?!?!?" and if he repys "I dont gn0" kill him if he
doesnt, KILL HIM! for you are not killing him cause hes a lunatic
retard, your killing him cause hes a dumbshit motherfucker.
Now you all are gonna try this as you read it, and there cant be 500
b0g masters, so I didnt include my neet-0 exploit how to overpower
an existing ruler, that will be in next issue, until them send me a
buncha junk email about how you killed people! txaxk@yahoo.com[I
check it, but its not my #1 email, just because RLoxley finds it
funny to use his AOL Em-b0Mb PuNtErS and Fl0oD m3]
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[15:. - [ You know you should stop when... ] [thesource] :. ]
[thesource@b0g.org] :. ]
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YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD STOP WHEN:
1.YOU CONSIDER LOSER AS SOMEONE WITH 28,800 MODEM.
2.YOU USE SMILIES AND IRC LANGUAGE IN YOUR PAPER MAIL.
3.YOUR DOG HAS IT'S OWN WEBPAGE AND YOUR CAT HAS IT'S OWN
WEB SERVER.
4.YOU CAN'T CONTACT:PARENTS ,FRIENDS ,ETC.. BECAUSE THEY
DON'T HAVE A MODEM.
5.YOUR ONLY FRIENDS LISTED IN YOUR ICQ CONTACT LIST/MAILING
LIST.
6.YOU CHECK YOUR E-MAIL ,IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NEW, YOU
CHECK AGAIN.
7.IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN YOU WAKE UP TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM YOU STAY BY YOUR PC TILL MORNING LIGHT.
8.YOUR KIDS CALLED YAHOO ,ALTAVISTA AND MITNICK.
9.YOU HAVE A TATTOO THAT STATES "THIS BODY BEST VIEWED WITH
NETSCAPE 4 OR HIGHER.
10.BEFORE YOU CROSS ANY ROAD YOU WANT TO SAVE.
11.YOU OWN 5 E-MAIL BOXES AND 3 UIN'S.
12.YOUR T-SHIRT STATES "RM -RF /" OR "PH33R #@$%".
13.WHEN YOU WANT TO CALL SOMEONE NAMES IT'S USUALLY "LAMER".
14.TO CHECK WEATHER YOU GO TO WEATHER.YAHOO.COM INSTEAD OF
LOOKING OUT OF YOUR WINDOW.
15.YOU SLEEP WITH A TUX DOLL.
16.YOU SAID SOME CHIXOR:"LET'S PLAY QUAKE" AND THAT WAS THE
ONLY THING THAT WAS ON YOUR MIND.
17.UNLESS CYBERSEX COUNTS YOU ARE VIRGIN.
18.YOU'RE 13 YEARS OLD AND HAVE YOUR OWN DOMAIN AND SITE WITH
MORE THAN 10,000 UNIQUE VISITS A DAY.
19.YOU READ THIS LIST AND TRYING TO PROVE YOURSELF THAT NONE
OF IT RELATES TO YOU.
20.YOU CAN WHISTLE 2400 BAUD AT LEAST.
21.YOU HAD TO FORMAT YOUR HD TWICE TO KILL YOUR OWN WRITTTEN
VIRUS.
22.YOUR FAVOURITE COMMANDS ARE: rm -rf/ ,c:\del *.* ,format c:\.
23.YOU HAVE INSTALLED,TRIED,USED,ABUSED ANY OS THAT EVER EXISTED.
24.YOU TURN ON YOUR COMPUTER BEFORE DRINKING MORNING COFFEE.
25.YOU ONLY STOP WHEN YOUR WIFE CALLS YOU FOR "JAVA BREAK".
26.YOU SEARCH FOR README FILE ON YOUR SHAMPOO.
27.YOU LOOK FOR ESC BUTTON ON YOUR PHONE.
28.YOU WORK FOR MICROSOFT.
29.YOU ARE BILL GATES.
30.YOUR DAY SCHEDULE IS :"IRC ,EATING ,IRC ,EATING ,IRC ,IRC ,IRC ,
EATING ,SLEEPING.
31.YOU WON THE "PHONE COMPANY'S FAVOURITE CUSTOMER PRIZE" THIRD
MONTH IN A ROW.
32.YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SUNLIGHT ABOUT TWO WEEKS OR MORE.
33.YOU OWN 500 SHELLS AND COUNTING.
34.YOU SAW "HACKERS" THE MOVIE 1,300,000 TIMES.
35.YOUR HOME MADE ANIMATIONS ARE BETTER THAN PIXAR'S.
36.YOUR PORTAL IS WWW.SEXISCOOL.COM OR WWW.SLASHDOT.ORG!
37.YOU SIT IN #GAYDOGSEX CHANNEL ON IRC.
38.IT'S TIME TO STOP..=)
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MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in
Los
Angeles in July 1991.
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[16:. - [ How to annoy someone ] [tak] :. ]
[tak@b0g.org] :. ]
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like dialect said, if j00r madly eleet enuff to spoof your number,
find the prefix to like allot of pagers...and call all of the numbers
and for your number, leave your victims@#@ they will get like
5000 calls "did you page me?" or add 911 after the number they
will get like "WHATS WRONG@!%$#" h0h0.
NOW! go to their house at night, and make a big puddle of gas
on their porch, and run it off to the side of their house, and then
ring their doorbell@#$ light it and run. h0h0 big flames own$#
Now, while your running, your a ninja anyways, so why the
fuck not throw a brick through the car windows..it doesnt take
any effort, just do it while running by, they will freak....
Wait a little while..couple days, then cut their power!, then own
their phone box, chop! they are rooted, and they will wake up late
for work...NO ALARM CLOCK! and they hop in the shower, and
NO HOT WATER, no power@$%
When they finally get up, and out be sure to make it hard to get
in their car, put some of that liquid steal crap in their keyhole,
they
will have to fix it, and then when they thinks alls ok, they wont be
able to see! remember the brick!.... When they back up out of the
drive way, be sure to make sure the tires pop..a few innexpensive
nails leened up against the tires will work#
NOW get like 50 friends, and at night, all be quiet, and throw like
500
rocks all at once at their windows and run h0h0h00h0h0h0h0h0h0@$#
fear me, for I am tak%#^&#&^
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