Windows95 vs. Jesus Christ
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If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of
publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the
Saviour of the Computer Industry. If you have less than half a
brain, you probably believe it. Could it be?
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Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus
of Nazareth:
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<PRE> Jesus Windows 95
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Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day
now."
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Is taking a lot longer to actually | Is taking a lot longer to
arrive actually arrive.
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Can walk on water. | Can crawl on a 486.
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Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.| Will be used to judge Bill
Gates.
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Bible says, "In Him, all things are | Windows 95 doesn't even
possible." run all possible Windows
apps.
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Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good
computers into furniture.
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Born in a manger. | Resembles something found
in a barn.
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Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory
protection.
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Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows
3.1.
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Jesus performed great works for | Windows 95 multitasking
the multitudes performance barely works.
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Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame.
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