Dec 12, 2013 2:10 PM

The NSA Is Coming to Town, So Encrypt for Goodness' Sake

NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden's getting coal for Christmas. That's according to this video just released by the ACLU portraying Santa as an NSA snoop.

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NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden is getting coal for Christmas.

That's according to this 2-minute video just released by the ACLU portraying Santa as an NSA snoop.

"They're watching almost every electronic device. The NSA is coming to town."

Ho. Ho. Ho. Happy Holidays!

David Kravets is a WIRED senior staff writer and founder of the fake news site TheYellowDailyNews.com. He's a dad of two boys and has been a reporter since the manual typewriter days. His PGP fingerprint is 066F 245D 22A0 7511 B36B CB4F 0F53 B742 5919 4A18.

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