You might be a leeto hax0r if...

...The first thing you do in the morning is sign on to aol and load Fate. 
...You deleted your windows directory to make room for more warez. 
...YoU tAlK iN AlTeRnAtInG CaPs. 
...You use numb3rs inst34d 0f l3773rs. 
...You use words like "leet" and "k-rad". 
...You have ever hax0red one or more gibsons. 
...You can fart a 2600 tone. 
...You can download text files from someone elses page and put them up on yours. 
...You have seen the movies "hackers" 10 or more times. 
...You get your ass kicked off a conf. 
...You make conf tones in qbasic.


http://neatoelito.org/hax0ring/might.html