The Top 9 Ways to Prepare for the Millennium Bug




 9> Sell stock in Microsoft and AOL, invest everything in
    shotguns and bottled water.

 8> Move computer's clock ahead now to test for co^^^NO CARRIER

 7> Start writing an exquisitely obscene job-resignation letter.

 6> Stockpile semen to repopulate Earth in case post-Apocalypse
    chicks still won't have sex with you.

 5> Open checking accounts in dozens of different banks with no
    more than $20 in each, and wait for a windfall.

 4> Convert to Judaism, then begin worrying about the Y10K bug.

 3> Party like its 1899

 2> Discard toasters made before 1995 because nobody likes bread
    toasted for 2 minutes and 100 years.


 and Number 1 Way to Prepare for the Millennium Bug...


 1> Send Schwarzenegger back in time to bitch slap those lazy
    COBOL engineers.