Top 15 Porn Goddess Pet Peeves
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The Top 15 Porn Goddess Pet Peeves
15.Recent flood of scripts with scenes involving cigars.
14.Your SAG card isn't as impressive as it could be because it bears the name "BUSTY
CHIXX."
13.Video sales dropped 20% after Starr Report posted on the Web.
12.Wow! I can't believe that a gorgeous adult video queen is *actually* reading one of
my submissions!! I'm sorry -- what was the question?
11.Inconsiderate jerk co-stars who grab the refried bean lunch special at the studio
commissary.
10.Auto mechanic always over-stressing the words pump, hose, fill and lube when he
works on your car.
9.Can't enjoy a simple hot dog without thinking about work.
8.Friggin' plumber always seems to break more than he fixes, conveniently
guaranteeing himself weekly visits to the house.
7.Chauffeurs who keep asking if you want your top down.
6.Mail keeps getting misdelivered ever since you named yourself after a continent.
5.Directors who think that putting a girl on her knees on a rock-hard pool table under
burning hot set lights for 5 hours straight with the ugliest partner known to man will
make for a really erotic sex scene.
4.Those embarrassing "Bring Your Daughter To Work Day" moments.
3.Trying to remove that piece of glued-on, strategically placed black paper after the
magazine photo shoot.
2.All that pesky dialogue -- was my line "yes, yes, oh baby!", or "oh baby, yes, yes!"?
and the Number 1 Porn Goddess Pet Peeve...
1.IRS auditors who keep demanding tangible evidence for "proof of employment."