Sil of AntiOffline has discovered a disturbing bug in cans of Pepsi and Diet Pepsi. Apparently he has notified the vendors of this problem, yet they steadfastly refuse to release a patch. All known versions are affected. With Coke and Pepsi having most of the market share in cola drinks, surely this is an another argument for more soft drink diversity!
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It seems cans of Pepsi and Diet Pepsi have
a possible remote root problem on them.
While recently eyeing a can of coke while
sitting on my terminal I noticed that I could
actually drink from it while standing at a
distance of at least 3 feet.
The sploit:
Now when I first did this I was amazed and had
to have a couple friends test it out before I
submitted it so here it is...
<beginpheer>
ssh root@box.of.straws
password ********
login denied
ssh root@box.of.dixie.straws
password ********
Welcome to Dixie Straws
#[skr1ptkid@dixie.straw]su
[s/key 99 xp03r33t]
#[skr1ptkid@dixie.straw]skey 99 xp03r337
Enter secret password:
DONT REWT THIS BOXN PLSE
#[skr1ptkid@dixie.straw]su
[s/key 99 xp03r33t]
Response:DONT REWT THIS BOXN PLSE
#
#
#cat straw straw straw straw >> super.straw
#mv superstraw ~/.superstraw *note... had to rename as .superstraw to hide
from a normal ls*
#
#cd ~
#ftp can.of.coke
#(username) anonymous
#(password) mike@hunt.com *note uberleet alias*
#prompt
#mput ~/.superstraw
#quit
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Now there is no known resolution to this problem as of yet,
but I will be working to ensure that no one else remotely
close to my can of coke can root it.
Temporary fix:
I personally suggest something along these lines of
security.
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# !/dev/mouth
# sil@antioffline.com
# securepep.sh
PATH=/dev/
echo SecurePep.v1
/bin/tar -cf saliva.tar ~/mouth/*
scp saliva.tar root@can.of.coke:/;
tar -xvf saliva.tar
echo Now no one wants to drink any
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Now this obviously has been done for fun, so cheers
to those who enjoy a laugh and a big =P to those
who don't... You only live once ;)
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Sil of AntiOffline
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